With thanks to the whole forum for responding for assistance (ie Ash) we'll forego the monthly recaps and just lay out Tekes original 23 categories. Cut & paste the list and add in your name at the top. Only posters nominations who have been a member since December 2008 will be accepted. The judges decisions (me & teke) are final and no correspondence will be entered into. No voting for yourself. 3,2,1 voting system, 3 for the favourite. And away we go... 1) Best newbie: 2) Biggest nuthugger: 3) Best knowledge of the local scene: 4) Best knowledge of the international scene: 5) Best alias: 6) Most irritating poster: 7) Poster you'd most like to break a chair over their skull: 8.) Biggest keyboard warrior: 9) Greatest return: (Or the Teke award. Added by Leon 2009) 10) Posters who have gone that you wish would come back: 11) Best non Aussie poster: 12) Most naive poster: 13) Biggest hater: 14) Most sookiest poster: 15) Most friendliest poster: 16) Posters you'd most likely to have a drink with: 17) Funniest One Liner of the Year: 18.)Worst Post of the Year: 19) Money where your mouth is Award (For those who went the extra mile to back up what they did/gambled etc: 20) Funniest Poster: 21) Boxer of the year (For those of us that actually fight): 22) Behind the Scenes Award (For those us who have given us a little bit on insight to the Boxing game: 23) Aussie ESB People Person: 23) Gold ESB Award for generally most liked:
LEONMcS 1) Best newbie: 3 BoxonCottonOn (I rue the day I introduced him to this place) 2) Biggest nuthugger: 3 Ashley (body of work), 2 Luds (self ownage a joy to behold) 1 Marcus (Foreman man love) 3) Best knowledge of the local scene: 3 Perfect Jet, 2 Kegsy, 1 Ray Kelly 4) Best knowledge of the international scene: 3 Kegsy, 2 Perfect Jet, 1 Ipswich Express 5) Best alias: ? 6) Most irritating poster: 3 Luds, 2 Ash, 1 7) Poster you'd most like to break a chair over their skull: 3 Luds, 2 Luds, 1 Luds (Only in the hope that succesive blows may help him out in the long run 8.) Biggest keyboard warrior: 9) Greatest return: (Or the Teke award. Added by Leon 2009) 3,2,1 teke (for posteritys sake. 10) Posters who have gone that you wish would come back: 3 Hurcn/Leckie, 2 Jack Daniels, 1 nrgetic 11) Best non Aussie poster: 3 The Welsh leek Josey Wales, 2 Natech (After an initial brain burst turned out to be ok), 1 Charles White 12) Most naive poster: 3 One in a Million, 2 Ashley, 1 Phil Austin (IBO has made the following title bout...) 13) Biggest hater: 14) Most sookiest poster: 15) Most friendliest poster: 16) Posters you'd most likely to have a drink with: None of you ingrates, though I would let you serve me as long as you didn't make eye contact 17) Funniest One Liner of the Year: 18.)Worst Post of the Year: 19) Money where your mouth is Award (For those who went the extra mile to back up what they did/gambled etc: 20) Funniest Poster: 3 way tie, but too many too mention; Marcus, Inbruman, Pecks. 21) Boxer of the year (For those of us that actually fight): 3 Jnrforce, 2 Bobby, 22) Behind the Scenes Award (For those us who have given us a little bit on insight to the Boxing game: 3 Perfect Jet, 2 Phil Austin, 1 Contendo 23) Aussie ESB People Person: 3, Flamengo (Lots of behind the scenes stuff), 2 Ipswich Express (Keeping the peace), 23) Gold ESB Award for generally most liked: Will get around to the others before the end of the year.
:goodOfficial End of Year Awards entry form. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here we go lads ... 1) Best newbie: Boxoncotton ? yep thats the one . 2) Biggest nuthugger:A This year Ashley has destroyed Teke in the Mundine ball polishing contest ( Fark they must be dazzling by now ) on ya Ash :good 3) Best knowledge of the local scene: Despite joining in the debates on the Aussie forum i'm still at a loss trying to work you ****s out when you talk about anyone who ain't stepped up outside of Australia .:-( But KAGSY does seem to know his **** alongside the like of Jet , Ippy Ex , CHB WAR etc .. 4) Best knowledge of the international scene: You got to go a long way to beat Ippy Ex here ( 13,000 miles in my case ) Oh and Whatarock 5) Best alias: Aussie = Sexual Panda ,Internationally ( IKEBEATAHOOCHIE ) 6) Most irritating poster: Sorry One in a Million you it take every time :-( Then Ashley . 7) Poster you'd most like to break a chair over their skull: Various Mundine Re- treads but AJAY 11 swifty followed by remaining chairs and barmaid 8.) Biggest keyboard warrior: Me after a swift gallon Hit the edit button a couple of hours after a few times whan you were all still sleeping,,But the Poster who gets my vote = SHINER :nut 9) Greatest return: (Or the Teke award. Added by Leon 2009) Sorry mistook the question ,,OZ BATTLER 10) Posters who have gone that you wish would come back: Sandman 11) Best non Aussie poster: Young Charles White , 12) Most naive poster: One in a million :deal 13) Biggest hater: Where the **** do i begin ? Oh ! The entire (Not a Fan of Joe Calzaghe ) club but Irnbru farking hates Mandy the most so gets my vote . 14) Most sookiest poster: :huhwhat does Sookiest mean ? 15) Most friendliest poster: Pecks ,marcus , Ippy ex , perfect jet & that Slope head from the IBO Muttley, Flamer whatarock, stiffy and a few other that have made me more welcome than last year ...Thanks :good 16) Posters you'd most likely to have a drink with: I love yous all ......seriously i will drink with any ****er Even Sally **** . 17) Funniest One Liner of the Year: Still the Snake post by Marcus ( I think ) 18.)Worst Post of the Year: Shiners recent Green hits 5 times harder than Bute takes it ..Plenty by me during booze induced rage aimed at Young Ashley , Sorry mate happy xmas to you , Your little girl and the big Kraut ..:good 19) Money where your mouth is Award (For those who went the extra mile to back up what they did/gambled etc: Left Jab Fanny 20) Funniest Poster: Leon Mc , Irnbru , Pecks 21) Boxer of the year (For those of us that actually fight): Bobby 22) Behind the Scenes Award (For those us who have given us a little bit on insight to the Boxing game: Flamengo Leon Mc , Slopehead Phil 23) Aussie ESB People Person: Ippy Express whatarock LeonMc 23) Gold ESB Award for generally most liked: Ippy Ex , Pecks , Flamengo . PS , HAve a wonderful Christmas you crazy Aussie *******s and a happy new years .
Fellas Im gonna add a few more Categories to the list from last year which I think is appropriate. 24). Best Thread of the Year, and 25). Biggest **** Stirrer Believe it or not I have the Winners from previous 3 years saved on my hard drive somewhere for ppl who want to travel down memory lane in the near future. It's not quite the Grammys but it will get close in coming years :deal
1) Best newbie: 2) Biggest nuthugger:Left jab Danny. Despite winning big on the Green fight, he still said he was more happy for Green than himself pocketing 17K. Thats gold, silver and bronze right there mate 3) Best knowledge of the local scene:Kagsy, Ippy, Phil A 4) Best knowledge of the international scene:Ippy, Kagsy 5) Best alias:Has Dan Carter posted this year? 6) Most irritating poster: 7) Poster you'd most like to break a chair over their skull: Teke, and after sussing him out last year when I caught up with him and MSTR, I reckon I could do it. :bbb 8.) Biggest keyboard warrior:Shiner 9) Greatest return: (Or the Teke award. Added by Leon 2009)Ozzie Battler. The **** knew this award was in and timed his return well. :yep 10) Posters who have gone that you wish would come back: Nrgetic, Scatter, and JD 11) Best non Aussie poster:Teke (cant call yourself Aussie with that ridiculous avatar :yep), Josey Wales, Intentionalbutt. 12) Most naive poster:Shiner and left jab for thinking that the Green/RJJ fight would actually come off:nut ...wait a sec... Luds, Ajay, and Marcus for thinking that the Sharks will actually finish higher than last. 13) Biggest hater:SallyWinder, Oztriker, luds 14) Most sookiest poster:Luds, Shiner 15) Most friendliest poster:Teke, Leon (sent those dvds just in time to get my vote), Kagsy 16) Posters you'd most likely to have a drink withecks. I drink alone ****s. 17) Funniest One Liner of the Year:Cant think of any atm. 18.)Worst Post of the Yearrobably my cancer joke though Hell on legs dissing the mighty red and greens gets my vote. 19) Money where your mouth is Award (For those who went the extra mile to back up what they did/gambled etc: Left Job Danny 20) Funniest Poster:Leon, Irnbru, The Duke 21) Boxer of the year (For those of us that actually fight): 22) Behind the Scenes Award (For those us who have given us a little bit on insight to the Boxing gamehil A, Ippy, Kagsy 23) Aussie ESB People Person:Kagsy, Ippy, flamengo 23) Gold ESB Award for generally most liked:Kagsy, Ippy, Leon
Hi all, As I am unable to vote (only a member since March), I have been getting a great laugh at the awards and various winner nominations here, but I have to say, I'm extremely disapointed that there's not a category for the following; ESB Poster with the most ridiculous shoes? Winner and hands down here - Mr 'My best friend Andy Raymond calls me Fabulous" Phil Austin and his well documented 'clown shoes'! I got in first there Philly Boy you West Ham twat! Enjoyed the banter very much this year, a big cheers, Merry Christmas and a safe one to all. Contendo. :bbb
With thanks to the whole forum for responding for assistance (ie Ash) we'll forego the monthly recaps and just lay out Tekes original 23 categories. Cut & paste the list and add in your name at the top. Only posters nominations who have been a member since December 2008 will be accepted. The judges decisions (me & teke) are final and no correspondence will be entered into. No voting for yourself. 3,2,1 voting system, 3 for the favourite. And away we go... 1) Best newbie: 20a87 2) Biggest nuthugger: Teke 3) Best knowledge of the local scene: Kegsy 4) Best knowledge of the international scene:Ipswich Express,Whatarock 5) Best alias: johnjourno 6) Most irritating poster: Stiflers Mum 7) Poster you'd most like to break a chair over their skull: Teke 8.) Biggest keyboard warrior: Teke 9) Greatest return: (Or the Teke award. Added by Leon 2009)Ozziebattler 10) Posters who have gone that you wish would come back: Perth Kronk 11) Best non Aussie poster:Josey Wales 12) Most naive poster: Stiflers Mum 13) Biggest hater: LeonMcS 14) Most sookiest poster:Shiner 15) Most friendliest poster: the KMA chick OIAM 16) Posters you'd most likely to have a drink with:Mankind 17) Funniest One Liner of the Year: kegsy RJJ will beat Green with ridiculous ease 18.)Worst Post of the Year:any post by Stiflers Mum 19) Money where your mouth is Award (For those who went the extra mile to back up what they did/gambled etc: Left Jab Danny 20) Funniest Poster:LeonMcS 21) Boxer of the year (For those of us that actually fight):Jnr Force 22) Behind the Scenes Award (For those us who have given us a little bit on insight to the Boxing game: Fabulous Phil Austin 23) Aussie ESB People Personerth Kronk 23) Gold ESB Award for generally most liked:Luds 24)poster/s who support the shittest NRL team in history who since 1967 have won **** all and whos star players dont even want to be there: Whatarock,Marcus[/quote] :thumbsup
No for some reason we didnt end up getting it going last year. It wasnt from your lack of trying though.