I am a true obsessive boxing fan because...........

My accumulator ****ed up cos Botha got stopped,i had Holyfield to win.Watched Botha a few times and thought he would stick around long enough and Moorer would lose heart in the later rounds.Was a shared bet with my cousin 125 to 1,he was saying"it wont matter Mike will win easy,**** it!" but i just knew what was going to come it still pisses me off,not even the money i won on Rahman v Lewis changes it.

 

Oh and im an obsessive fan cos i have a satalite dish outside the house set up for euro tv in order to pick up Russian,german and polish fight.I will stand out in the cold moving the ****ing thing about in order to pick up some fight involving Kessler v road sweeper or worse.

 

So you pick up fights by manually moving a dish around in your back garden? Man, thats a skill I NEED to learn!

 

My first and only tattoo will probably be of Marco Antonio Barrera.

I own 400-500 fights on DVD. My student loan paid for them.

I greet my mother by shadowboxing around her as opposed to a hug or a 'hello'.

I shadowbox...all the time.

I paid for the Setanta Sports suscription myself when I was 19 because it's the only way I could watch Boxing.

The amount of shitty, unwatchable, god damn awful streams I've sat up till 6am for just to see something vaguely representing a Boxing match is embarrassing.

If work don't get Tuesdays off for me every week, I'll consider leaving just so I can train.

On a date with a girl I really liked, a lot of the conversation was about Boxing and Barrera. There was no second date.

I was out with my hot female friend in a night club, and decided to leave her there by herself at 2am so I could go home and watch Mijares vs Munoz.

I've watched Barrera vs Morales I probably around 50-60 times.

I have over 12,000 posts on here...and it's not because of the company.

 

I've also spent about £10k on boxing memorabilia and told the missus that it was all cheap and I never paid more than a few quid for any of it, I'm dead meat when she finds out

 

When I wake up at 3am every morning to go to the bog, I also grab my iPhone to check the latest news on *********** and ESB before goin back to my pit

 

because im on eastside as soon as my eyes open

 

I must have admit I am getting addicted to this site and its probably one of my most visited sites now.

 

Because I spend more time on ESB than I do watching porn.

And I watch a lot of porn.

 

Because ESB is now a banned site at work!

 

I started boxing because of it.

 

****ing winner.

 

:rofl

 

My Mrs slipped on the snow last week and i started the count .

 

I saw a KFC billboard on a phonebox today and was surprised when I didn't see Floyd Mayweather's face on it.

PS- In reference to a recent picture on the General Forum if anyone's unsure