I am a true obsessive boxing fan because...........

:rofl

Quality.

 

This thread is quality. It has just confirmed that I am not alone in my boxing obsessiveness and my missus is a lying cow :good

I sit up till 6am in my room in Milton Keyens watching some of the shittest fights on the shittest streams half of the time in a foreign language just so I know how a fights gone.

I have tried cancelling my wedding several times due to the fact that it's on the same day as the Kessler/Froch fight.

I have bought loads of programmes and DVD's in the past 2 years that my missus believes were a fraction of the price. I too, am dead if she was to find out :-(

My missus had all of her friends round a while back on the day after the Froch/Taylor fight. I refused to let them watch anything else and in the 8th round my missus said "Well your man is getting beat here Daniel" in a smart arse kinda way. I said "It's ok numnuts this isn't even live, it's from last night, I know the score and my boy does ****ing win" to which she went mad that I already knew the score.

When on holiday a few years back after just having boxed in the Army, in a karaoke bar two lads were pissed up shadow boxing like eejits. I was wasted and wanted to 'out-shadow box' them on the dance floor. My missus refused and said she'd go home if I did. We had an argument and never spoke for the rest of the night :rofl

Me and the missus (when pregnant) fell out around 20 times over whether or not Floyd was a good name for a white baby. She won :-( My boy is called Lucas

I have to go to fights on my own half of the time as half my mates won't go unless it's in Manchester/Khan isn't fighting.

I bought my missus boxing gloves for Valentines Day - Never been used :-(

 

I've taken the time to go to the last two Scottish Area Council AGMs, which did seriously drag on, knowing that I had nothing to contribute and there would be nothing relevant to me discussed

 

Oh yeah just like Addie I may too get a MAB tat :deal

 

When even mere acquaintences approach to greet me I instinctively lift my left shoulder up against my chin and turn sideways, to roll with their handshake and then throw my counter right handshake.
I also commit to memory the post fight headlines from my favourite fights going back 16 years.

 

Tattoo - a small "Calzaghe" next to two red gloves. 2nd worst holiday abroad ever.

Thank **** is is tiny and in a place almost nobody will ever see it.

 

I have copies of Boxing News in cellophane packets.

 

I wear boxing gloves to bed! ....

 

You're not a true boxing fan you're a ****ing ****** :rofl

 

In most things I do I have a boxing analogy that makes it all make sense...:yep. We use the lexicons of boxing so much in our everyday life, I just can't see how people just don't get it...

I knew my level of obsession when my bird, who then became my ex wanted me to go to her Mams 60th Birthday the night Naz fought Robinson... She screamed " what the **** is more important...?" I looked at her in dis-belief and said nothing...

After she had crawled through the tumbleweed I said "welcome to the world that is my life...:yep..."

Needless to say, I never went to the party... She became my ex before the 1st bell...!!!

I would not have it any other way...:yep

 

It isn't as bad as it sounds mate.

Will have no problems lasering off a tattoo its size or bleaching it or whatever.

As I always bet on Calzaghe winning it has effectively paid for itself to be needled of and removed again.

 

It's a ****ing Calzaghe tattoo !! How could it be any better than it sounds :rofl

:good

 

I once fell down the stairs and I started counting when I was down t osee if I can beat the 10 count.

 

I have 3 Pictures of Ali in my room along with one of Hatton

My Dogs Called Rocky

I have a punch bag in my garage along with a chin up bar

Very often spend ages day dreaming what it would be like to be a world champion