:nono I'm very particular...must be blonde (collar and cuffs) and at least 5'9"...don't like short birds, or ones with annoying southern accents. My Mrs is a posh jock, the type who speaks with a proper English accent
Pie in the Sky is the program with that fat **** copper who was a part time chef...Richard something or other...Griffiths
This content is protected This content is protected Samantha Janus...definately my type (apart from the accent)
It's a good job Dan isn't interested in Eastenders :yep ------------------------------------------------------- I think the 2nd picture you posted is the best of the 3 on the thread so far :good Zoe Slater was my favourite.... brunettes TKO10 blondes :yep
Worryingly, that looks like my sister (about 15 years ago mind you)...stay the **** away from my sister :deal
What about Roxie? I reckon she's a skank, but a lot of people like her. I bet she has like a heart tattoo above her **** with well prickly hair. And it's not even acceptable prickles like for example stubble you get on your chin, pubes are ****ing thick and scratch well bad. I bet she's been ****ed loads too, majority says by at least one man with a massive dick. Bet she's stretched wider than the ****ing atlantic ocean,, the *****. Reckon she smokes too which means her breath would be horrific. She also looks like the type with like a brown arsehole. You know the type? Like when you're browsing through porn, it's getting good then the chick bends over and her ring looks like she took a dump 5mins before. That said I'd definitely smash her though.
I met Ronnie last weekend on the street one over from mine, said my dog was beautiful. She wasn't too bad herself tbh