Insane De La Hoya Article by Jack Prescott!

:rofl

 

Correction, he's THE greatest hater of all time. I knew that guy's name before I even joined ESB when I would just scan the front pages the day after a fight and would become insanely angry at the fact ESB would let him publish his crap on the front page along with the serious writers who actually learned to write.

 

Which fighters did he post about. I remember him suddenly becoming a Floyd fan but I thought it was because of the Floyd/Oscar fight and his anti-Oscarness.

 

In the UK, despite probably the strictest libel/slander/defamation laws in the world, you can say whatever you want about somebody, no matter how bad it is, if it can reasonably be presented as satire. This guy could never be sued because its just too funny :rofl

 

Dying with laughter right now can not believe how funny that article about soapy aka BHOP is. The flair and quality of writing is reasonable enough to make it slightly believable.

“He had a real big one, at least 10 inches. Sometimes he was very gentle, sometimes he wasn’t, you know? We was real cool until he stopped coming around. We used to call him “Soapy” because he tried to grab this guy in the shower one time but the guy was all lathered up and slipped away. Executioner couldn’t get a good grip because of the soapsuds. That guy got away but that same night, Executioner caught him and made him toss his salad because he said ain't nobody was gonna make a fool of him."

 

WTF???:rofl

 

I'd say Jack comes in at about 3rd or 4th...right behind STEVENSKI of Australia and yours truly...

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Hilarious!

 

comedy gold!

 

is Jack the same person who wrote about Mayorga eatin ***** before his fights to give him 'power'?

 

Yep, it's on bleacherreport site written by Zeferino Jackson. Prescott loved Mayorga, even picked him to beat Oscar. That's yet another piece that connects Zeferino Jackson to Jack Prescott.

 

Jack Presscot should be reinstated!

 

Jesus.......Maybe Oscar will Knock him out and **** on him whilst giving some racially focused abuse!

 

I think he used to post about guys like James "Lights Out" Toney, Floyd "Money" Mayweather Jr. King Arthur Abraham, Tito Trinidad, because of the Fight of the Millenium, Jermain "Drain the Main Vein" Taylor who was Bernard's daddy, and King Joe Calzaghe because of the way he took Hopkins' ass to school. I think he hated John Ruiz because of the injustice done to James Toney at the hands of the racist and injust Boxing commission who stripped Toney because of some supposed steroids, and he posted a lot about the Klitschko sisters and called Wlad Klitschko "The Shaggy from Scooby doo" of Boxing because of the way Wladdy Boy nearly jumps out of the ****ing ring whenever a fighter feints in his direction, into the loving arms of his incestual brother Vitali "I want to fight Nicolai now that Haye exposed him" Clitschko. What a couple of queers we have as "Heavyweight Champions" Those two overrated closet cases belong on Rupaul's Drag Queen Races.

He also spoke in length about the old school guys like Johnny Tapia, in his two wars with Paulie Ayala, Roberto Duran and the way he stood toe to toe with Tommy Hearns in order to erase the Ghosts of "No Mas" and his comeback fights against Hector Camacho and Vinny Pazienza, two favorites. Larry Holmes was a personal favorite of his, and he made some posts about Larry's Autobiography "Against all Odds" a fantastic and fascinating look at Boxing in the late 70's and early 80's when Larry was the Undisputed King. Ali was his hero as was Jack Johnson, two of the Greatest and arguably top 2 of the top 3 of ATGs in the HW Division who were also two of the most contraversial. I think a lot of the "black ****" stuff that he wrote about in length (No pun intended) which caused guys like Widowmaker to seek therapy was intended to be "Tongue in cheek" and was partly to make a point about the blatantly racist reasons that Jack Johnson was sent to prison. Did you guys ever hear the story about Lebron James and Shaq? they had the biggest "organs" in the World and they were looking for a place where they could have a contest. But they werent freaks, they didnt want everybody lookin' so they walked across the United States looking for a secret place, and they walked across the Golden Gate Bridge and the two mens seent dat water and it made em' wanna ****. Lebron said "Gotdamn, I needs to take a leak" So he walked over to the side of the bridge, took his **** out and started pissin' and Shaq took his out and took a **** and Kobe said "Gotdamn, dis water cold"

Shaquille say "Yeah and it deep too":yikes

 

Hi Jack :hi: