Insane De La Hoya Article by Jack Prescott!

Relentless · Feb 23, 2010

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are these to clean the offices?

Atlanta · Feb 23, 2010

So according to Prescott there is some secret gay underground society in boxing. All of the strippers and **** that Floyd is with is just a front for his love of the Chippendales? And Oscar is married for the same reason, right?

Ilesey · Feb 23, 2010

Dick.

Dr. Menard · Feb 23, 2010

Atlanta said: ↑

So according to Prescott there is some secret gay underground society in boxing. All of the strippers and **** that Floyd is with is just a front for his love of the Chippendales? And Oscar is married for the same reason, right?
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Yeah, it originates in the Ukraine.

Pimp C · Feb 23, 2010

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Why are you still here? You said you would leave but have gone back on your word.

eliqueiros · Feb 23, 2010

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Hi Jack :hi:
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My thoughts exactly

GeorgeJ · Feb 23, 2010

This is some funny ****!

Thread Stealer · Mar 6, 2010

George Foreman Possibly Sabotaged
by Zeferino Jackson

For those that don’t know, George Foreman was not always the cuddly, hamburger pushing, old man that smiles a lot and makes millions of dollars.

As a young boxer in the seventies, George Foreman was a marauding figure that walked around with a snarl and an insatiable lust for women.

According to several individuals present for the “Rumble In the Jungle," Foreman’s fight with Muhammed Ali that was held in Africa, Foreman lost the fight to Ali in the hotel room before the fight.

It has been said that on the night before the fight, Ali arranged for seven African prostitutes to be sent to Foreman’s hotel suite after his late afternoon practice.

For the purposes of this article, I contacted many inside sources and old time veteran trainers. I received the following email from renowned veteran trainer, George Letrick:

“Yeah, Ali got him good that time. Peoples always be talking about the wisdom and mind knowledge of Mr. Ali but they don’t know he was on a whole other level. George always had a trouble with women folk and Ali knew this because he had run into Foreman at a popular whorehouse in Cincinatti and seen Big George run through about 12 womens in 1 hour. I was there in Africa and I remembers it clearly. George had just got back from training and we had been discussing the strategy of the fight and deciding on what time he get his full body grease down. We was outside George’s suite and heard some noise inside like womens giggling. George was real tense and paranoid and kicked open the door. There was, approximately I would say, about 7 womens butt nekked and drinking all kinds a vodka. Dick told George not to go in but George went in and locked the door from the inside. After that, all you could hear was all kinds of a screaming and moaning for about two hours. Just a hearing those womens hollering about would put chills up any man´s backside. Big George had a fear of knocking up these womens and getting thems pregnant so he was always going through the back door on these chicks as the young people would say nowadays. Foreman was barely able to wake up in the morning for the fight and I was told that those hookers could barely walk and some even had to get their assholes sewn up. People needs to understand that this is why Foreman lost to Ali. It wasn’t nothing about Ali being no master boxer. Ali was getting the **** beaten out of him on the ropes the whole fight. Foreman lost cause he was f*cking the whole last night before the fight and when he got to the ring, he aint had nothing in him.”

Foreman was profoundly affected by the loss and many have speculated foul play as a cause of the result. After retiring for about ten years, Foreman came back in the late 80's with a totally reinvented persona that now talked about God, kept a smile, and said nice things about his opponents.

In a special moment, Foreman was able to re-gain the world title by knocking out Michael Moorer to become the oldest man ever to win a heavyweight title.
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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/140851-george-foreman-possibly-sabotaged

Ricardo Mayorga: Lost and Found
by Zeferino Jackson

As some of you know, I was in the jungles of Bluefields, Nicaragua taking part in the filming of a new adult movie. It is named, “Cholas Mamavergas Conocen A Don Culion” and should be out next month.

I became very ill for a few weeks after taking my Viagra pill with some dirty water and had some really bad diarrhea as well as a fever. Because of this, I was accused of having swine flu and ran into a bunch of problems at the airport.

Regardless, I would like to thank Mr. Harold Cummings of the embassy for all of his support and cooperation.

While in Nicaragua, I also attempted to locate the former welterweight and junior middleweight champion, Ricardo Mayorga. I revisited the local whorehouse, reportedly frequented by him, that was covered in my previous article.

The whorehouse is named La Amazona and its business has increased twofold since being mentioned in my last report. Because of this, I received the warmest of welcomes and was given free access to two of the women there for two full nights.

After two nights of sweet debauchery, I resumed my quest to find Ricardo Mayorga. I spoke to Maribel, the prostitute that previously revealed her role in the training of a fighter. I also spoke to another prostitute named Dolores regarding the whereabouts of Mayorga.

The following statements were made by prostitutes and may contain graphic language:

Maribel: “Ricardito has been very upset since I gave away the secret about him eating ***** for the increase of his punching power. Now many fighters in Nicaragua are doing the same thing, and it is actually better for the prostitutes now because we don’t have to do many strange things like before.

Most of our clients are fighters, and they just want to eat ***** and sometimes even the ass. Anyway, Ricardito doesn’t come down anymore and I heard that he is living in a mountain named Cerro de los Duendes.

They say he lives up there with the Indians and has stopped smoking cigarettes and drinking beer. He always sends for Dolores and she was saying that he’s real religious now. You should talk to her.”

Dolores de Mota: “I won’t say much, but I will say that Ricardito is a changed man. He doesn’t swear anymore, and he doesn’t smoke cigarettes or drink beer. He is like a monk. He is very religious and only sends for me on Sundays.

On Sunday, he sends the shaman to take me to him in the mountain. In the mountain, he lives with the nature and is always naked. When I go there, we just smoke the natural marijuana and sometimes he will lick my ****, but only after urination because the shaman has stated that this is the salt of the earth and has the cleansing power.

Sometimes I do things with the shaman too, in exchange for guidance. I don't know if Ricardito does things with the shaman, too. Anyway, Ricardito has found peace in this manner and he believes this will make him a better boxer. I cannot take you to the mountain.”

I am currently trying to get in touch with the shaman in order to arrange a meeting with Mayorga. If anyone is interested in the original Spanish language interviews with the prostitutes, feel free to send an email.
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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/195432-ricardo-mayorga-lost-and-found

BOI GT · Mar 6, 2010

Damn these are some crazy ass stories this dude writes, wonder if theirs any truth behind them?

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