Tsunami warning was just issued on our news channels...

**** it just hit!!! I'm sitting in my room in 2 feet of water. I live one block back from Manly Beach.

RUN FOR THE ****EN HILLS!!!!

 

Got the deck chairs out, set my table up & waited for the beach to come to me.

All it did was ****en rain, & even that was a fizzer.

Lucky I never jumped the gun with the liquid refreshments.

I'll have a Tsunami wake tonight instead.

 

Note to Ash , Leave daughter home and head to the beach , Surf's up kid .

 

Two foot of water ? , **** you must be deversated mate sorry to hear that , where can i send my contributions ?

 

Josey.. he fell asleep in the spa mate..

..Just a bit shocked when he woke up.

 

:yep

 

Classic Irish logic here.
My sister lives in the lower central area of waterfront queensland. She tells me that cars were lined up along the waterfront from about 7.30 to wait for the wave. Guess they wanted to give the kiddies a look.
There is only 2 ways out of there, North & south & they run along the beach front.
Elevation there was about 3 metres (It's not a surfing beach)
Had there been inundation, it would have been horrendous, particularly for so many kiddies.
Absolute empty heads.:nut