You're at work...

Gay bat :rofl

 

Shut up you tit, it's the rawest form of competition known to man.


One of man's instinct is to compete, to be the alpha male. All life is about is impressing the opisiste sex, and gaining respect off your piers...!


Boxing helps you face your mental demons and fears.


If you don't like it, you do not understand it....or any sport.

Sport is more than just games, and fun. Its about psychological and sometimes about things we can't even see.


Science can measure many things, like your ****ing dick you twat, and other things like buildings and the polution in the ****ing Air.

Science can measure the time it takes for light to reach us from stars far far away in the galaxy. So far away that the light reaching us now, is from Millions or maybe Billions of years away.


So when you look up at the sky, them stars you see...may no longer exgist....or even ****ing be there.


But what science cannot measure is "Human Will"


"Human will" my friend, the most underrated and overlooked weapon in the history of man kind.


It wasn't no bomb, no bullet..that won world war 2.


It was "Human Will"


Men have to wake up everyday in some parts of Africa, thinking how are they going to survive another day, without no water, or food...


What keeps them going..?


"Human Will"


You may not be a fan of boxing my friend, but you will be a fan of "human will"


And boxing my friend displays human will, sometimes there are moments in fights. When you can see it in a boxers eye's, maybe it was when Nigel Benn climbed through the ropes after having his Jaw Broken in the first roun..........in his brutal epic match with Gerald McClellan....


But sometimes you can see it, just for that split second.......


And if i could capture that moment, that energy and desire in a bottle...and manufacture it.


I would be a millionaire *****....

 

You dont really say that.

Have you got a gay bat ?

 

I have encountered this problem with many girls i have been with, they find it cruel and whatnot. I used to make my ex watch boxing with me and then another girl i was with for awhile got pissed of one Friday when i was watching a British fight on Sky Sports at 10pm about this time last year so she went out making pancakes for us I didnt see which part of that made me a loser

 

Why,lots of gay people follow boxing and fully understand thats its a sport.A controlled sport where by both fighters are protected from serious harm as a rule the ref is there to ensure this.But hey its not ignorance its being gay.American are we by any chance?

 

falcon punch

 

Gay are we by any chance?:|

 

may aswell **** them first aint ya

 

Is this co worker hot?

 

think prime gillian anderson

 

Thats a gimme.:good

Not if she's a minger though.:barf



Or maybe I'll bring the "gay bat" along and let it **** him, while he watches me kill his family.

 

Kinda like Law Abiding Citizen, but I would recommend paralysing the guy then cutting him up with an angle grinder and sending the video of it too his daughter.

I hate milk, I cant drink the stuff without being sick.

 

Then I would turn to her. Stand up. Put my hands on her arms and pull her to my chest. Say something that sounds Spanish and go to kiss her. I would stop just before our lips touched and brush my hands up over her body towards her soft breasts. She would quiver and say 'I need you now', I would reply 'I am at work and I take my job seriously and if you ever say **** about boxing again I will have to stop giving you my meaty love lever you desire so much'. A tear would form in her eye and I would wink...take a look at the clock and say...'actually I am due a break.....'

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl

Very classy.