Nikolai Valuev vs Mike Tyson

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  1. Jazzo

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    Valuev would win this easy.

    Tyson would walk in and Valuev would walk him back into the ropes and punch him with 320 pounds going forward.

    Tyson would crumble.
     
  2. Boxed Ears

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    What is a jim? Some kind of homosexual American slang? Valuev destroys anyone who doesn't try to run and potshot or he outboxes them with his calm demeanor and 52 fights says so. Even Jazzo knows Mike Tyson the midget from Hell has no shot, no matter what your American propaganda says. How many ATGs does Valuev need to defeat for you to give him respect in this matter? Holyfield, Ruiz AND your small town hero the raging bull Dicky Ryan! And he defeat Ruiz TWICE TIMES!
     
  3. Boxed Ears

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    Don't have any rebuttal now for your American bigotry, ey Snake man?
     
  4. TheGreat

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    tyson by Brutal KO, being 7 ft tall is meaningless if you don't know how to fight.
     
  5. Boxed Ears

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    Then how did he not know how to fight his way to 50 victories?! More than Joe Frazier or Evander Holyfield! The bigotry is astounding against the Russian people because of their athletic superiority.
     
  6. pngo

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    I think Valuev would start off by outboxing Tyson, every time Tyson walks in with his sloppy wild punches, Valuev will counter him every time with fast crisp combinations.
    But imo Valuev could also jump on Tyson from the opening round and KO him early if he wanted to.
     
  7. Boxed Ears

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    Enough said.
     
  8. TheGreat

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    :lol::lol::lol::rofl:rofl:rofl
     
  9. Pirao

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    Mentioning Valuev and crisp combinations in the same sentence should be ban-worthy :nut
     
  10. Jazzo

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    Can't believe some of you guys think Tyson would just walk this guy down :patsch
     
  11. Mr Butt

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    tyson by 3rd round stoppage with a fight somewhat like dempsey vs willard
     
  12. PNoyFightFanUSN

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    Tyson by punching a hole in Valuev's stomach and raping it.
     
  13. Boxed Ears

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    Willard was about four or five inches taller than Dempsey and a sloppy drunk. Valuev will be well over a foot taller than Tyson and over one hundred pounds of pure muscle heavier. Horrible comparison. Valuev by way of bloody slaughter. If journeyman Douglas who is only about eleven inches shorter than Valuev can do the job, then clearly, the very tall Valuev (tallest ever) destroys him. Valuev's defense is impregnable. Valuev's style is impetuous. Valuev could eat Tyson's children, but no, he is merciful to civilians, vaudevillians and reptilians. Gentle outside the ring, a terror inside the ring.
     
  14. Jazzo

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    Not a remotely similar match up.

    Edit: Beaten to it.
     
  15. bigdan

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    in this case size matters!!