***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

Hey people!!! We're running a train on our appreciation for Nikolay Valuev, and all things Niko related! Please feel free to contribute your thoughts, anecdotes, and pictures of the greatest Russian boxer, hunter, poet, and actor!

ALL ABOARD!!!!

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A true Renaissance Man. Greatest ever pugilist heavyweight, top p4p pugilist right now, one of the top ever, maybe THE top. Truly outstandingly large. Wonderful poet and actor...just breathtaking.

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Quick story:

I was working with a friend in the gym. He decks me with the most powerful crunkercut I've ever been hit with, straight into the jejunum, I'm down, cold, clammy, unable to breath for nearly 7 minutes, oxygen deprived, internal bleeding, external bleeding from the nose, ears, eyes, anus. Anyway, I said "Where the hell did you learn that?" He's like "Nikolay Valuev taught me how to do that on a counter. It's incredible. The guy is a masterclass chess player and everyone else is just playing checkers!" I said "I've never seen him do that and I've seen all his fights!" and he says "He's saving it. For Vitali.'' and I'm like "WOW." Anyway, the X-Rays said I'll be okay in a few months. This happened in 2004, by the way.

 

Here a nice picture of Nicolai trying to make Holy into his 'special prison buddy'.

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Go Nico! :happy

 

Can you fellows believe people think Tyson beats this guy? Ha!

http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/showthread.php?t=225701

 

Great story, thanks for sharing. As if it wasn't obvious, now I REALLY understand why those Bitchko sisters have been ducking him for so long. Hope you feel better, man. GO NIKO!!!

 

Thanks! I'll be fine! Still haven't missed one of his fights, even though I'm shitting mostly bloody stools and sometimes I have night terrors and herpes. Not sure if it's all related though. Go Sugar Niko!

 

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You ****ing *****.

Despite being close to laughing out loud many times at ESB at work, I've now got the people around me thinking I'm a ****ing nutter, having to explain why I burst out laughing out of nowhere.

Crunkercut.

That's what got me you *******.

 

I saw this in person. Great fight. I'm trying to recall exactly what they were saying to each other here. Mind you, this isn't verbatim, but something along these lines:

NIKO: Evander, please, If I keep going easy on you, people will catch on...

EVANDER: This is easy?! Please, Niko, just hold me...

 

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHtjoT8nlPg&feature=related[/ame]

 

Niko's Crunkercut is no joke.

 

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES NIKO !!!! :happy

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What a bunch of bull****. Niko's a H2H nightmare for ANYBODY. I just don't see Tyson being able to handle his workrate. VALUEV KO1.

 

Valuev needs to step down and clean out the cruiserweight division before he makes my top 10 atg. he has nothing left to prove at heavyweight. right now i have him between 15-20 atg.

 

15-20? atsch Get the **** out of my thread!

I can't even name 15 p4p fighters ahead of Niko! You do realize he killed a wild boar with his bare hands? **** off, noob!

Edit: ****, bro, didn't realize you meant ATG, just thought you were talking heavyweights. Good call on cruiser. He could do it, there's some aight competition there, but nobody with skills like Niko.