***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

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  1. Kalasinn

    Kalasinn ♧ OG Kally ♤ Full Member

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    Oh hell yes! :happy:smoke

    That would be absolutely amazing, just imagine Valuev and his commie homies dancing to "Can't be touched" - one of the songs that RJJ stole the lyrics from Nikolay for.

    Exactly why none other than George Foreman ducked Valuev in '97 - he knew he'd have been utterly out-slugged.
    Give Floyd a break though, with just 10% of Valuev's shoulder rolling ability, he's still fairly untouchable.

    Bloody hell, 3 of the greatest heavyweight victories of all time are just a footnote on The Russian Giant's mighty resume. Also thanks for revealing the truth about Valuev's (complete lack of) training for the Haye "fight" (Haye ran like a wet vagina as Niko gave chase and tagged him dozens of times each round), the biased British media tried to make him sound somewhat prepared, to big up Haye's gift decision win.
     
  2. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    Whoa, whoa! I won't have any negative talk about David Haye in this thread. He is a very brave young man for getting in the ring with the most avoided fighter in heavyweight history. I was angry at him before, but I've wisened up through this experience. He did what he had to do, and I can understand why he would be hesitant to trade with the GOAT. It's those rotten judges and the shady characters lurking in the shadows that screwed Niko out of his title. For shame! Next time, I assure you that Niko will leave absolutely no doubt. Remember Cintron flying out of the ring? It'll be like that, only it will be cause Niko connected with something big. Mu****as gonna be landing right on those corrupt judges, see how they score that, SUCKAS.

    Nice avatar by the way. :good
     
  3. Kalasinn

    Kalasinn ♧ OG Kally ♤ Full Member

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    Ok I guess I was indeed rash to criticize Haye to that extent. I do still feel that he backpedaled like a *****, forcing the marginally slower man to ferociously charge forward throughout. Although I wasn't in Haye's shoes and I understand that facing SNV is a more daunting prospect than taking on Foreman, Tyson and Liston at once. I eagerly await Niko's blasting of Haye into the incompetent, biased judges laps, to get the scoring justice he deserves.

    Thanks, your avatar is quite Marvelous too. :good
     
  4. des3995

    des3995 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Is this the Nicky V Express?

    Permission to come aboard?

    Aaaww....... fusk that! Try and stop me!
     
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  5. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    :happy:happy:happy Welcome! All aboard!
     
  6. des3995

    des3995 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Living the dream.
     
  7. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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  8. unloco

    unloco Boxing Addict banned

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    IM IN , SNV is at least a top 5 ATG
     
  9. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    AH-HAH! You imperialist American pigs think you can silence the Beast From The East by relegating us to the 3rd page! HAH! The Express rolls on!

    I honestly can't believe you'd have a pointless 15 page debate about Vitali Klitschko's alleged ATG status. Have we not covered this all before, ad nauseum? And yet you continue to ignore the poet Niko. For shame, yanks. For shame.

    Niko sent me a new poem. I think he's calling some people out, in his own refined way. He doesn't rely on crass videos and foul sentiment. That is the antithesis of his poetic soul, dig it:

    hair on back like moss on tree
    nature's berth in twilight shining
    Tatar blood is coarsing through
    speak to me, thine burning embers

    little man meet crushing fist
    threshold of pain be yielding
    Tatar blood keeps coarsing through
    thine destiny, omnipotence

    Vitali, Haye, contenders born
    meet crushing fist, your silence mourned
    wild boar tattooed with pain
    never see my dog again


    - Nikolay Valuev


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    There you have it. Now dig this... If you can handle poetry in motion!


    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyQQtF7uru4[/ame]
     
  10. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    I can't believe a lot of people on here didn't know how tight they were. Or that RJJ had such a high opinion of any other fighter.


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  11. Keueng

    Keueng Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Damn, his double jab is awesome... a beautiful set up for the crunckercut, which won't be executed because his opponent was already wobbling... Poetry in motion :D!!
     
  12. madballster

    madballster Loyal Member Full Member

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    Anyone remember the amazing KO victory over Jamel McCline? Look at tough Jamel break down in tears after he is terrified by the supremacy of the giant Valuev. This is one of Valuev's most impressive victories that guarantees him a top 10 all time ATG spot:

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  13. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    "The man doubles the @#$@ing jab better than Kelly Pavlik himself!"

    ~Jack Loew's mom.
     
  14. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    I thought McCline faked the ankle injury at first, then I realized SNV just hit him so hard in the face that the shock traveled down his spine and legs and ended up being stopped by the ankle bone, which broke with the absorption of the trauma. God, can that Russian HIT!
     
  15. Rudolph

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    this thread brings tears to my ears