***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

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  1. Kalasinn

    Kalasinn ♧ OG Kally ♤ Full Member

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    Now all they need to do is force Vitali to defend his belt against the true champion Sugar Niko...

    Quite brilliant, this endorsement by The Ring should help SNV to get his rightful shot at sissy coward Vitali!

    P.S: Does anyone feel like photoshopping Hayden next to SNV?
    I've heard that after Niko has hellaciously beaten Vitali, followed by his little bro, Hayden says she will jump on Niko's enormous dick faster than you can say "tight little cheerleader slut, giggity giggity!"
     
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  2. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl
     
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  3. Aint no stoppin

    Aint no stoppin Boxing Addict Full Member

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    hahaha you guys are hilarious!:rofl

    Keep it going! best thread on here;D
     
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  4. Keueng

    Keueng Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Point taken :good
     
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  5. Saku

    Saku We Are All One Full Member

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    Hilarious? Dont know what you are talking about :think
     
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  6. Keueng

    Keueng Boxing Addict Full Member

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    When Obama ran the election, he was dead serious too ya know...
     
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  7. Keueng

    Keueng Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Normally I wouldn 't buy Men's Fitness but I saw that this months issue has Nico on the cover :D

    This content is protected
     
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  8. Robney

    Robney ᴻᴼ ᴸᴼᴻᴳᴲᴿ ᴲ۷ᴵᴸ Full Member

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    I pick up a copy at a local kiosk on my way home! :good
    Who do you guys think will reign the Heavyweight division when Nikolai is retired 10 to 15 years from now?
     
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  9. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    I quoteth Randall "Tex" Cobb:

    "Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle".

    Quite humorous, indeed. But let's examine recent history:


    Could it be that Tex Cobb is more than just a clever jester? Is he the SNV oracle? You've now seen the evidence. The truth, my friends, lies in your hearts and minds.
     
    Boggle, Jun 1, 2010
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  10. Keueng

    Keueng Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Also notice that he stands so big above the sun that only his arms got tanned :D
     
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  11. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    Just thought I'd re-post my official prediction from another thread:

    Vitali doesn't have much time left and his resume is sorely lacking. What he needs is another signature battle with an ATG: Enter Valuev. Vitali has been shamelessly ducking The Beast From The East for years. Now that his back is against the wall, he needs Sugar Nik. Without Valuev on his resume, there will always be an asterisk next to Vitali's name. It's time to quit running, quit ducking, and man up. Face the most devastating boxer-puncher of all time. Vitali knows he can't win, but he'd rather go out a valiant loser than a shameful fraud. Everyone's been saying that Vitali is on the decline, he's getting slower, his punches don't have any pop. Meanwhile, Valuev is getting stronger, faster, smarter, more ring savvy. Many of us never thought that was possible, but when it comes to Valuev, everything's on a sliding scale. If Niko's feeling generous, I give Vitali four rounds before he kisses the canvas. If Vitali makes the mistake of angering the giant, he'll be dead inside of three minutes. You heard it hear first. :deal
     
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  12. madballster

    madballster Loyal Member Full Member

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    The fight would be Vitali's end. If ATG Nicolai Valuev becomes enraged he might knock both of Vitali's eyes out of their sockets just by the brute force of Valuev's clubbing hard powershots.
     
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  13. Keueng

    Keueng Boxing Addict Full Member

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    ...and Vitali Thought the beating he received from Lewis was bad?? The boy ain't seen nothing yet!!
     
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  14. amhlilhaus

    amhlilhaus Well-Known Member Full Member

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    this might be a tongue in cheek thread but here's the facts:

    -he was a russian national champion
    -he had a tremendous workrate (arm punches or not) for such a huge guy.
    -he did beat some good fighters
    -was a heavyweight titleist, so he goes down in history. how many people on the internet making fun of him calling him names will have the same honor.

    -he WOULD beat you down in a boxing match.
     
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  15. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    Preach on, brother! You can't dispute facts. :good

    I would also like to add that he is a classy individual who has always conducted himself with a grace that belies his giant appearance. Not a fact, just an observation of the GOAT.
     
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