***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

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Where did you get that from? I'm going to be doing some light touch ups on all of my favorite pictures of Niko. You think my Hagler avatar made itself? :bart

 

Ain't no thang, brotha, 'sall good in the hood.

Yeah, I saw that thread. :twisted: Ridiculous.

Next people will be accusing Valuev of PED's when he's destroyed all their heroes in hypothetical retroactive battles. Bull****. However, I will concede that a blood transfusion from Niko could be construed as a PED...

 

I watched the Holyfield fight live. When it was over, Niko walked right by me. I said "Go Niko, high five my brother!"

He turned, smiled that classic Niko smile and high fived me. His hand was three times the size of mine. It was a total eclipse of the heart. No ****.

A tiny drop of sweat sprung off Niko's body and landed in my eye. It stung viciously, but I wouldn't wash it out. I wanted it there.

Next thing I know, it's 72 hours later, I've demolished my hotel suite, threw the mini-bar out the window, drank 12 bottles of Stolchnaya, fled from the police on a high speed chase, smashed a train with my bare hands in my escape, all while listening to Tolstoy books on tape. What I wouldn't give to be back there.

 

What the American propaganda machine will never tell you is that this very elixir is what Steve Rogers ingested to become Captain America. Then those yanks covered it up, saying it was the "super soldier serum." Yeah. Right.

 

Jaffay, I'm sorry, but I had to repost this embedded into the thread. Great find! :good

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Edit: I think this might've made my day. Or maybe it's the fish oil. Damn, I feel good.

 

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Well. Son of a *****... add rapper to the list.

Niko is straight up gangsta. He does it all. A modern day Renaissance man.

I think I'm moving to Russia.