Why David Haye simply MUST fight Audley Harrison next

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Here he is explaining to Samantha how to slip Audley's pawing jab.

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And here Khan is thanking the PM for teaching him the cabinet (re) 'shuffle' that helped him unload on Paulie with such ease....

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5 Reason why this thread starter should be committed to a sanitarium posthaste.

1. Heavyweight boxin does not need this fight. Adamn Boothe himself has said that he hates the fight and that Audley is not worthly of a title shot. Furthermore, he admitted that Haye would be lambasted in the foreign press.

2. Harrison is a loser. As Klitschko Lawyer Boethe correctly observed, the man that Koed him and was beating him when he pulled a lucky punch out of his ass was a former Klitschko sparring partner, Michael Sprout.

3. The fight would lend furthr creedence to the international perception that Haye is nothing more than a UK fighter, not a world champion.

4. Haye needs to improve at heavyweight if he wants to have any chance of defeating a Klitscko. Audley cannot do that for him...I'm laughing as I write this.

5. The justification for this fight is simply preposterous. Most Haye fans would are in favor of this fight immediately point to Vitali Klitschkos easy defense against Sosinwhattucmacallit.... Yes, that was not a highpoint of Vitali's career. But there are several discrepancies. 1.) Vitali is on the decline and he doesn't need tough fights to help him improve. 2. Vitali is far more active than Haye with 4 fights in the last 18 months. Haye has 2 in that time. 3.) Vitali actually tried to make a legitimate fight with Valuev who ran like the pussilanimous palloka that he is.

 

Now, if Audley Harrison wins, it will go down in the record books as the single greatest comeback off all time. Audley Harrison will have beaten a fast, hard punching, younger champion when everyone said he could not do it. The Americans want him to win, because they dislike David Haye because, well because he is David Haye. The British fans in general don't want him to win, because they don't want to have to face up to the fact that they are crabs in a bucket. They want him to fail so they can feel better about themselves. Britian, let's face it, is a **** country. The weather is depressing, the government is oppressing, and the queen is German. The country is in a bad state, and it mirrors heavyweight boxing in a way where it is divided, without a clear outcome at the end of a treacherous period in its time.



The American's want Audley to win? Say who? First off, maybe .00001 percent of Americans actually known who Audley is. Stop a thousand Americans on the street and aske them who Audley Harrison is and you'd be lucky to get one that would say, "Some palooka from the UK."

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I didn't bother to read any of that because it's 100% full of ****.

 

As there is absolutely NO justification for Haye to duck Wladimir to fight Harrison I think I'll pass on reading 2 posts of utter delusional **** from some desperate Haye fan.

 

As far as I'm concerned, he can fight Queen Elizabeth in his next bout.... I'm through watching him either way...

 

If Ring Magazine wasn't racist British Hating Nazis.. Harrison vs. Haye should rightfully be for the Ring Belt. They are clearly the two best the division has to offer. BOXING NEEDS this fight, its future depends upon it. Forget Mayweather/Pac, this is what the public demands! Thank you Haye, you have truly brought the excitement back. This is going to be Ali/Foreman on a grander scale.

 

You do sarcasm well :thumbsup

 

Some of those 2 posts is quite funny and a good read. I can recommend it based on it's humor alone. Utterly untrue, but funny all the same.

 

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Haye is a major league douche bag just like the thread starter

 

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Do you really think a different post layout is enough to change popular opinion??

 

I can't let Haye off the hook no matter how you build it up.

NOW is the time to fight Vitali (Unless it's the usual Klitschko lowball offer) and if he passes that test then he can fight Harrison if he please's.
Beating Sprott doesn't warrent a shot at Haye. My guess is Haye wants to cash in before Harrison fights again, where he'd probably lose whoever the competition may be and his current market value plummets.

But still, it pisses me off.