I shouldn't laugh, but I am, uncontrollably. Randleman vs SUV? Randleman vs Staph? Randleman vs nasty softball sized fungus feeding on the blood from his punctured lung?
Gracie vs. Kimo was an eye opener of a match in UFC 3. Every Gracie match was a landmark for MMA at the time. He was a skinny 170lb guy who cant strike for **** going against (if not world class) some elite strikers like a Keith Hackney. I remember the old days when the great Jim Brown was announcing the fights, they were referring to Royce as snake like. The guy fought 3 times a night! Unbelievable how tame MMA is now.
lmfao at this thread i kinda like it nobody knowz for sure if itz biggest upset or biggest weight difference etc before i clicked in first one that popped into my mind waz gracie vs severn but that waz mainly from how badly i thought severn waz gonna smash royce at that time as back then the world didnt know it waz possible to out slick a massive muscled bigger dude while in such a seemingly terrible looking position. shamrock vs grayce waznt too bad either and royce slipped a choke on ken so fast it waz like a strike. anywayz two fockerz already said the severn fight so i will pick another hmmm therez lotz on huge size difference shyte i wouldnt even know where to begin for fun i will pick another old school UFC fight that really isnt the best but i alwayz remembered it,,,, it waz gary goodridge who waz at the time freakin terrorfyin especially after his RAPID REPEATING ELBOW move witch had never before the world scene on easily accessable television <<< putz on smokin robe and lightz hiz pipe anywayz goodridge i think waz 6.3 or 6.4 and 240 or so dont quote me but i would bet alot of other peoplez money on it <<< takez huge blast o whiskey and long rip o pipe anywayz me and the boyz are scarfin back beer n tequila after we all threw in for the fight after the house owner wouldnt believe he waz cheap for asking each of the boyz for a couple of buckz we are all jacked up like crap because we all liked to go to clubz and fight like the incredle toolz we are well this lil ****er getz introduced to fight goodridge and he is like 6 foot and i could be exadurating my memorie cuss i would of been tanked at the time but im gonna say 135, ok im kidding maybe 185, then again maybe he waz 200 it dont matter what matterz is im thinkin hiz last name waz SHULTZ but i cant remember maybe first name of MARK but that im even less sure about anywayz this lil ****er comez out confident as wolverine and duckz a strike, pickz up goodridge and slamz him right on his back and then proceedz to hold him down for what seemed to be forever but dont forget waz blinded with drunk hammered and we were all jocking for position on the tv anglez constantly anywayz i cant remember exactly what happened but i think this lil 5 foot 95 lb circus midget ended up beating goodridge in the end although i think that waz back in the time before the refz broke them up so i think they may have just sat in one position for 10 minutez or something so dont give me **** if u catch the fight and itz a letdown that waz the best nite of my life, my buddy had a cube van and we had 12 guyz in the back on the way to the bar well one of the hammered guyz drove the van so i guess that really makez 11. and the cab of the van had this slippery wood floor and nothing to hold onto. once the sliding door went down we had 12 guyz each , i mean 11 sorry and were all holding two travelerz in hand wearin doc martinz in the darkness and i mean no light,,,,, so the beerz began to spill on the cab floor as we all start pushing each other around jocking for best place to try to balance as the very first right out of the parking lot toppled half of us,,,, i didnt go down but only cuss a big guy went down and my kneez landed in his ribz,,,,, what waz my point ??? well i cant remember but , oh yeah i got it, about halfway to the bar a few guyz new they had got pretty dirty after being pushed into spilt and smashed beer and blood (buddy on first fall smashed beer while holding it tearin good gash in his hand), well actually we didnt know blood at first, nope thatz not true as we had lighterz on for a bit inbetween turnz , which the driver waz making really abruptly because he waz a ******* and waz laughin at all the shoutin in the back, yeah whatever so we all got out with no beer left in our bottlez covered in alot of it with odd blood patchez and we go up to this club and this 6.4 bald black scary lookin bouncer sayz we aint getting in and pushes one of the buddiez for no reason so i do the exact same move that the tiny ufc fighter did on goodridge and he kneez me right in the face knocking me out cold. anywayz the owner comez over givez the guy shyte and everyone got so concerned and waz acting so worried that i waz dead and they were going to need to call the police for a murder that when i came to the bouncer the owner and the 11 buddiez were all so relieved that we somehow managed to parlay ourselvez into the club and a first round on the owner deal. of course we ordered 60 drinkz cuss the bar tender had no clue how many of us there were cuss the place waz packed. anywayz i somehow picked up this ex toronto maple leaf playerz wife after telllng her the story about how i had to slam the bouncer for slicing my buddiez hand up with a knife in what should of been a fair fight and she had tiger strip thong on when we got back to my condo, back in the day when only slutz wore thongz cuss the the prudez all united and refused them for a good 5 or so yearz until that smash movie with that hot chick in the thong and then it waz like thong city everywhere forever thereafter, personally i have no problem with either because with pantiez u can alwayz just grab them at the back and turn them into a thong with a just a pinch east as pie problem solved. of course if your a ******* you can just grab em and hold them in your fist and yank em hard but of course that only workz if ur confident u will get a great response from your lady then yank your heart out front and back for all i mind, in fact try it out in slow motion so as her body language will let u know ahead of time yeah so that may not be the best example for the david and golioth but that one just popped into my mind and i waz in this thread at the time so i waz like ok now i guess nature is asking me to honour this thread with the thought that it created within me so i got my robe, pipe, whiskey n beer and used a pillow to simulate the panty thong yanking scenez for authenticity cheerz <<< takez off robe takez off pillow case slapz wad o **** on pillow walkz otta thread
Latineg that was Mark Schultz, UFC Motor City Madness. I was at a teenager club when I saw that fight. Same card where Mark the cobra Hall busted that sumo wrestlers nose. Schultz was an Olympic Gold Medalist along with his more accomplished Brother Dave. He just kept taking Goodrich down. And I think this was the fight where high caliber wrestlers like a Monday or Jackson started thinking about joining MMA. Unfortunately, Schultz only fought for money that night (big amount at the time)and never fought for the UFC again.
That was also the first time the UFC broke away from the one night tournament format and featured a bunch of single matches instead. I remember thinking aside from Don Frye's mauling of Andre Bitesh and Schultz' contantly taking Goodrich down that it was a rather lackluster PPV. I always enjoyed the finality of the one night tournament. There was so much more drama involved in knowing that a fighter had to make his way through several fights and then to see him do it.
Was that the main event of that fight?? DAmn I remember how hyped Bittetti was, he was the man at Carlson Gracies. He supposedly had a Vale Tudo record of 100 and 1 or something and Frye ****ed him up. I always thought that Frye was going to reign for a while but this show opened the floodgates like you said. Two UFCs later Coleman stepped up the evolution of MMA and solidified Wrestling as the top base supplanting BJJ.
LMAO yep oopz yeah forgot he had a goldmedal and good point about the wrestllerz joinin thereafter that makez perfect sense in hindsight dang i remember when jackson fought frank and shot at him so quick and i thought here goes frank to the matt real hard and i dont remember exact but basically frank rolled with it beautifully and snapped his arm off and beat him with it or something like that but it waz a big wake up call right there for the wrestlerz, it has been a constant stream of information from millionz after everyone saw those, soundz totally stupid and prolly is in many wayz but from the begining of tv nobody had clue what happened when pro mma fighterz of top calabre hit the ring, thatz one of the thingz that made us old ****erz talk about it so much cuss there had been so much specualtion and guy debatez about howz kung fu could kick whoz boxing etc arse and all you ever saw waz a few of those fightz and sometimez one guy that waz using kickz didnt even have a single fight before like itz not like we ran up to guyz that fought and ask them what their recordz were, lol, so when it got licenced the dudez i hung out were hockey playerz and boxerz etc so everyone waz all over it , good timez:hi::good