Lets hear your best Jim Watt impression

"His badly badly hurrrrrrrrt"

And the classic aforementioned: "His legs ar gone"

 

Adam Smith: "I need you to give me Warp 5, Mr. Watt"

Jim Watt: "I cannae give ya Warp 5, Adam. I just dunnae have the puuuuuur. I even tried punchin the damn thing, but they're just arrrumm punches and there is nae puuuurrr in them at all."

Adam Smith: "Goddamnit, I need that Warp 5 on the engine, Jim"

Jim Watt: "But Adam, if I puush er anymoore she'll bloooow."

Adam Smith: "We've just taken a torpedo hit to our hull".

Jim Watt: "Aye, that was a real sickeneer. Could feel that one from here, really shook the ship to its boots."

Adam Smith: "What should we do, Watty?"

Jim Watt: "Well we've got our shields down, and aren't capable of defending ourselves. Starfleet should really think about pulling us out of there before we suffer anymore unneccesary damage".

 

The line I'll always remember is

"Ricky is using the same naive tactics he did against Mayweather". That was exciting man.

"That was a heavy, heavy knockdown" (I think this was when Khan got knocked out)

 

Actually, I think he said: "I cannae belieeeve whaa heeee's doooin".

 

'head as clear as a bell, eyes as clear as a bell, nothing wrong with him, he's quit'

whos jim speaking about here?

 

Ian Napa?

 

unfortunately gerald mclellan as he squat on one knee

 

I was well of then atsch

 

That fight was on ITV, was it not?

I don't think Jim Watt was commentating. Would it not be Jim Rosenthal you're thinking off?

I could be wrong.

 

It was our Jim with Reg (was ITV though)

 

"he's only throwing arram punchees, there's nothing on these punchees"

 

I stand corrected:good

 

"He doesn't/didn't want to know"

 

Who else can't wait for tonight to hear more of his regular classics now?