***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

I knew this might happen. Atlas is treacherous and a blasphemer. He accepts NO responsibility for anything! I look at The Caxap Villager today, and look what I find...:verysad

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Could you please edit this and slow it down so us older people can see the handspeed?

I could only make out some blurs of movement, it's that fast.

 

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Guys, I lowered the boom here and nobody has a word to say about this shocking explanation for a shocking twist of events. This **** is crazy!

 

:shock: Bloody hell this is hot news, I'm surprised that no others have responded. I can confirm this article is 100% legit as Atlas speaks exactly like that.
Well I think we can all agree that Wlad should fight the vastly superior

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Holy **** bags! This is crazy news!

Well, it's been confirmed. Niko is the Greatest Of All Time, and even attempting to fight like him will give you a debilitating injury. Only a 7'2" frame is capable of delivering a crunkercut. Vitali or Wladimir MIGHT be able to pull it off, but they'd be risking it. Actually, Vitali is injury prone, so forget about that. Only Wlad, but still... I wouldn't bet on it.

 

I didn't realise how furious

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"I was going to rip his heart out*1, I'm the best ever, I'm the most invincible and most tall and most talented champion there's ever been. There's no-one can stop me. Vitali is a conqueror? No. I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander! I'm the best ever, there's never been anybody as tall. I'm Jess Willard, I'm Primo Carnera, there's no-one like me, i'm from their cloth. There's no-one that can match me; my style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and i'm just immortal. I want your heart*2, I want to eat his children*3, praise be to Mother Russia."

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issue of Russia Today.

*1. Translation error, it should read: "I was going to make him love me" (In reference to Vitali's fear & hatred of

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*2. Also a translation error, it should read: "I would your love", regarding how he is hugely under-appreciated by the millions of brainwashed non-believers worldwide.

*3. Another translation error, it should read: "I want to take his children out to eat" (to comfort them after destroying their father).

 

Once again, Russia Today! prints what no other paper has the balls to pring. :-( but also :happy. I too wish their English version didn't inadvertently alter the meanings of what he says.

 

Look what I just found on the lounge.

http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/showthread.php?t=243139

 

Awesome find Brother Boxed Ears. Glad that you and a few more of the enlightened laid down the law in that thread. Viva La Nikolucion!

 

Nico is a fashion icon too. And Russia's next super model is...THE CAXAP
Look at the trousers, it's like they are bulit from wood and steel, superb! American capitalist imperialistic fashion may ridicule, but WE KNOW this is the best outfit in the universe. If you go out in these clothes, people would beg you to suck your genitalia just to get close to these clothes, it's a fact.

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Wow. In that regalia, he is like a big building. Like a big Man-Building hybrid. Half Building, half man, but all Sugar.

 

This is a truly excellent addition to this thread, my brother.

 

When you're right, you're right, des.

 

Can I get an Amen?