ESPN2 Friday Night Fights: Beibut Shumenov vs. Viacheslav Uzelkov RBR

Ten minutes away.

 

You dirty slut. I was gonna make this but i got somewhat drunk and forgot.

Oh well. Here's to uzelkov being weight drained and me not losing my precious VHouse.

 

I realized this fight was on FNF at like 6am this morning after I came home wacked. Not sure why but I was so happy I almost shed a tear and I dont really care that much about this fight..... odd.

 

i can't even believe what i'm watching on ESPN2 right now.

 

the board breaking?

the fat dude was pretty legit, he smashed those 70 boards.

 

I see Teddy atlas and Joe tessitore. It's hot as **** too.

 

:yep

some dude did 129 earlier.

 

hahahaha i'm loving this baseball bat breaking omg watching that fat guy kick is ridiculous

 

The dude breaks less than half the baseball bats and then shrieks like a banshee (some of the ones that only cracked shouldn't count as "broken", IMO).

Yeah, a real tough guy.

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl

these kinds of shows get better ratings than a Klitschko fight on espn

 

Bald tattoo dude totally got laid after that stunning display of speed-breaking. Perhaps even by multiple groupies! :shock:

So...how trashy do you think IKSA rats are? :think

 

vyacheslav having trouble pronouncing his own name?

 

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty ***** of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

WAR SHUMENOV :gun:gun:gun:gun:gun:gun:gun:gun:gun:gun

 

ravioli looks like he's lost some weight.

 

Lets go Uzelkov. I got five bucks on Uzelkov which means he will likely lose since I have lost every five dollare bet underdog I have picked in the last eight bets or so but I like my chances.

Uzelkov Ko'd Campillo, Shumenov arguably lost twice to him. Shumenov has made comments to the effect that boxing is a secondary career for him.

Shumenov thinks he clearly won the rematch with Campillo. Anybody agree with him?

I really don't know that much about either guy and have only seen limited footage but Uzelkov seems like at the very least a fairly live dog.