David Haye: The Klitschkos Need Me To Make Real Money!

Wait...is this new or are you beating and sodomizing a dead horse?

 

No he doesn't. He makes plenty of real money.

 

what a butt****er

 

Holy ****! This is great news!










I'm going to kill you.

 

The only thing I want to hear from Haye is "I've signed a deal to fight Klitschko on such and such date". Anything else from his mouth is garbage and a waste of time.

 

says the guy who's about to fight Fradley Embarassment

 

Haye is a coward, a liar, and a flat out embarrassment.

 

haye is a puuussssyy.

 

HE needs THEM to try and back up his talk/not to become **** in public's eyes. That's if he cares at all...

 

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Haye's got it right.

Translation:

The current heavyweight division (long in a definite but seemingly gradual decline for many many generations) is full of "C" level athletes. Today, if you don't have the talent to make it in a competitive sport you might become a heavyweight boxer - especially as the talent pool is so ****ing ridiculously shitty that old far past prime guys never have to contemplate retirement, little cruisers and ex-middleweights are competitive with the large sized clods, and nearly all the rest are either fat guys or straight out and out non-athletic bums. Consequently - even with my questionable cruiser-level whiskers - there are no decent opponents around and absolutely no one that anyone in the US would care to watch fight for the championship if not myself. Everyone over in the US is absolutely convinced that the heavyweight division is replete with the worst bunch of crap athletes imaginable from TOP to bottom. [The only ones that might argue that point are non-athletic fan boys of really pedestrian level bums crying out for a like-kind hero to worship who ignore the obvious lack of exceptional talent in ALL these heavyweights].

Accordingly, I'm gonna make the "Crane" brothers dance to my flute similar to how their fan boys like to regularly put hungry lip to pink Klit cigar. When I'm ready to fight we'll let them know and dictate appropriate and equitable terms. In the meantime they can continue to fight the other no-talents in front of all European audiences as they are the only ones interested in paying for and regularly watching the sub par talent pool representing itself as heavyweight boxers. They can ***** and moan to the press, ask their chauffeur (or any other similarly non-relevant personnel) to post his "inside" tips on their career hopes and aspirations or cackle to their hearts content about any and all bull **** they have time for - perhaps some guy who fills their household's dog bowl can fill the conversational gap - while I vacation and concentrate on my own activities and other ample interests.

It is regrettable that the division is so pathetic that you all have to wait for this ex-cruiser - but the division and sport is what it is today. The legitimately talented large-sized athletes have long forsaken the sport of boxing. The heirs of the past greats have chosen to compete at the highest level in America's major past times as these sports have only grown at all levels due to exceptional competition while professional boxing has withered, died, and it is left to a dull, clumsy, slow footed, slow handed, timid, unexceptional group of semi-athletes.

Whether or not I can unify the titles remains to be seen. I am, after all, merely a "B" level athlete who would have to win two fights against much larger "C" level comp to accomplish my goal. It is doable but giving away size is always a challenge for the smaller athlete. Moving up to higher weight classes (or multiple weight classes) is what separates the good athlete from the average. I am the best hope to save a completely lame division from permanent classification as the absolute far and away worst era in boxing history.

I hold the title now so everyone can just wait until I am good and ready and decide to make my next move. If you don't like it - shut the **** up. That is why you have ten thousand posts on ESB and I'm vacationing and enjoying myself. As for the Klits, continue with your usual borefests and hopefully we'll find the appropriate moment to break that monotony for the betterment of all concerned. I'm not an idiot who will rush to meet any timeline other than the one I dictate. Clearly some morons quickly forget how many of their "like-kind" heroes have milked their belts for year upon year against handpicked pedestrian comp, always at home, with leaning judges, bought refs, and corrupt officials - whether that be in Denmark, Germany, etc., etc., etc.

In the interim, you can visit my website and buy some t-shirts, hats, and signed pics. You angry internet ***s can put them on your wall. The chicks that laugh at you for being dorks might stop over to steal them and then you can say you had a hot woman over for once. :rofl


Best wishes .. the CHAMP.


For the rest of you, we'll get a handful of fights done over the next two or three years culminating with the big stiffs. However it goes the terms WILL be equitable. It will not necessarily be easy but at least I don't have to fight someone their size with top notch athletic talent and extraordinary ability. No one like that is boxing. Cheers.

 

What a douchebag this guy is:-(

 

So now Haye talks **** after Wlad is signed to fight Peter in the rematch and Vitali is an inch closer of fighting Briggs? Haye is a freaking joke.