James Toney - isn't fat anymore...

Wow. Well, what can I say: it's great to be holding court with the legendary Kostello. You've been on here a long time, yet you don't post much. When you do post however, it's nothing but pure gold. I'm just happy to be part of the magic. This is a new one, but dare I say, it's classic Kostello:

Kostello: Fully Converted MMA Guy.

Right on, brother. Right the **** on.

 

Still looks flabby to me.. and that's with a shirt on. I'd hate to see what he'll look like shirt off for the weigh in.

 

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCG_ETMZvyg&feature=related[/ame]

 

Looks like the same usual out of shape Toney in all the footage i've seen.

 

God damn it, Snake. Your signature is great, but it slows the whole page down.

Props to Thulsa Doom.

 

Not from what I've just read from IB. No, it looks like IBKO1Kostello.

 

Oh, man. The hits just keep coming!

Plus he's posting his remixes!

Kostello, you are the man. Spanish speakers would call you El Hombre, which is Spanish for "The Man." And that's what you are, in any language.

 

It was your very last one before this thread, Great One.

Technology isn't really all that scary. Honest. Permit me to humbly instruct the master?

If you click on where it says "Kostello" and then click "Find More Posts by Kostello" it will - get this - show you more posts by Kostello, in reverse chronological order. Zoinks!

Indeed, noting that you have not posted since the legendary Forsaking leaves your servant confused, O Kostello. You work in mysterious ways, verily - but none more confounding than this sublime self-contradiction.

It isn't fair for you, having undergone the spiritual journey and attaining the highest level of Fully Converted MMA Guy, to continue teasing us mere boxing fans with the ongoing promise of your wisdom. Are you going to leave us again?

 

Whoa, let's back this up a bit here. What?

Your "online emcee potna"...? I'm in "tha hood" right now and I don't know what you're talking about. Dumb it down for those of us who aren't so hip, so street, so... Kostello.

Is that you in that picture? Or this "online emcee potna" you speak of? Do you collaborate in person or "online"?

 

I promise not to tell any of the multi-platinum hip hop moguls that you hobnob with about you ganking that opening sample from the Immortals' accompanying soundtrack for the console release of Mortal Kombat IF you promise to make me High Priest of Kostellology.