Please submit your questions for Nikolai Valuev...

do you still hold a rematch clause for Haye, and if so, why haven't you enforced it?

 

He's a Valuev obsessed lunatic poster

 

To Nik Valuev

Besides Vitali Klitschko, who would you like to face in your next match.

Is a fight with Ruslan Chagaev, still appealing you to avenge your last loss to him? Will the postive hepatatis test, be a factor in your decision?

Have you been approached about a rematch with Evander Holfyield?

 

Nikolay, you're the biggest and greatest fighter of all time, a poet, actor, hunter, fashion model. What's it like being the renaissance man of our time?

 

Do you get cable in your cave?

 

Oh, sorry. I just saw yor instructions about only serious questions.

Okay.

Why did you (or did you) refuse reunification with Wladimir Klitschko when your bout with Chagaev and his bout with David Haye fell through last year? It seemed like the boxing gods we're sending you a message...the timing couldn't have been more perfect.

 

Dear Nikolai,

the feeling of being one of the greatest heavyweight champs of all times must be giving you a sugar (or caxap) rush every morning you wake up. Us mortal boxing fans are wondering though, when do you think the Ukrainians will stop dastardly ducking you and finally be man enough to face you in the ring?

 

Aren't we all!?

 

In a battle of two of the worst heavyweight title holders of all time, who wins, you or Prima Carnera?

 

Heavyweight in MMA has a cut-off limit of 260lbs, at 330 odd I doubt he could even consider making weight.

 

Why did the negotiations with Vitali Klitschko fall apart?

 

Oh, c'mon. He's not even one of the worst 5 titleholders of the past decade.

 

Who's the hardest puncher you've ever shared the ring with, be it sparring or a fight?

 

What does it feel like to be singled out, by so many members of the public and even oppenents such as David Haye, because of your size?

 

What's it like to kill a wild boar with your bare hands? Did you paint your face with its blood?