Please submit your questions for Nikolai Valuev...

Is it true the loser of the Adamek Grant fight has to shave your back on Sky TV?

 

How often do you have to have your shower drain cleaned out?

 

Ask him if he has ever considered getting some of that hair on his body and transplanting it on his head. But in all reality if he can provide us with picture of when he did have hair, that would be great!

 

Careful, this could be received as an insult to a true Russian. Let me rephrase that question for you:

"Nicolai, what is your favorite vodka you have for breakfast?"

 

BE just exploded.

 

Why didn't the eliminator fight with Solis happen? Have you considered fighting Ray Austin instead?

I agree with previous posters that Vlad is a better match for you than Vitali. Will you challenge Wlad publicly if he gets past Peter?

 

Why don't you wax your shoulder hair...and back hair...

 

:!:

 

Hi Nicolay, have you ever considered selling your sperm to women and couples? I believe you could make many millions of dollars this way.

 

Nikolay: Have you ever campaigned for a role as a Bond villain, or any other sort of villain? I know you're a gentle soul, but your fearsome visage would lend itself well to villainy. Just a thought, get back to me, Niko.

Your friend,

Boggle

 

Nikolay, you have a history of ruining your opponents. Liakhovich was never the same. Chagaev ruptured his achilles soon after fighting you and then contracted hepatitis, clear signs that his body could simply take no more. The entire left side of Jameel McCline's body was destroyed by his clash with you. Alexander Vasiliev was relegated to obscurity after his harsh defeat at your gigantic hands. Do you intend to ruin Vitali Klitschko in the same fashion? He's an upstart that must be punished.

 

Niko: What is your Saturday night album?

 

:good:good:good

 

Niko, how's the online poker going? Can you please translate your blog into English? You have a rabid American fanbase.

For your reference, this thread:

http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/showthread.php?t=229836

 

Have you seen any actual corruption in the sport? How do you feel the promotional system is working for boxing? What would you change?