Why is the Christian God more interested in Holyfields career than disasters

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  1. crippet

    crippet Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Hurricanes, famine, genocide, global warming, aids and all manner of devastation for the human race.
    So why did God just visited Evander Holyfield and tell him which round he would beat Lennox Lewis
    Why no mention of Holy's multiple ******* children or even some sign of hope for mankind?
    To top it off God called the fight wrong although his divine intervention helped get a draw in the first fight...
     
    crippet, Sep 11, 2010
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  2. Jennifer Love Hewitt

    Jennifer Love Hewitt Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    God likes to make money dealing HGH on the side. Holyfied is his best customer.
     
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  3. clyde

    clyde Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Why does God allow noobs to make threads is what I'm wondering.
     
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  4. Robney

    Robney ᴻᴼ ᴸᴼᴻᴳᴲᴿ ᴲ۷ᴵᴸ Full Member

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    Holyfield mostly fights on a saturday, what is god's restingday (last day of the week, and not sunday the first day). So anything he does isn't noticed by his god :D
     
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  5. Scotty321

    Scotty321 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    What do you expect from someone who works in mysterious ways...
     
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  6. Goose

    Goose Russian oligarch Full Member

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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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  7. p.falk

    p.falk Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Don't blame God for the foolish things that a man says.
    Same with Carl Sagan..... foolish things that a man can say.
     
    p.falk, Sep 11, 2010
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  8. Flash Jab

    Flash Jab Boxing Junkie banned

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    Why do God and Jesus have an undefeated record?
     
    Flash Jab, Sep 11, 2010
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  9. bkamins

    bkamins Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I think you're looking for the 700 club. This is a boxing board...
     
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  10. Scotty321

    Scotty321 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Who would you pick if they fought? Somethings got to give...
     
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  11. Flash Jab

    Flash Jab Boxing Junkie banned

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    Somebody's Hal0 has got to go.
     
    Flash Jab, Sep 11, 2010
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  12. Scotty321

    Scotty321 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    That's plain awful.......:rofl:good
     
    Scotty321, Sep 11, 2010
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  13. Robney

    Robney ᴻᴼ ᴸᴼᴻᴳᴲᴿ ᴲ۷ᴵᴸ Full Member

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    Wan't Jesus beaten by some Italian's 'spearing jab' already?! :D
    (I love modern mythology)
     
    Robney, Sep 11, 2010
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  14. ApatheticLeader

    ApatheticLeader is bringing ***y back. Full Member

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    :lol::rofl :verysad
     
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  15. Beezy

    Beezy 2 Eazzy Full Member

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    Exactly:huh
     
    Beezy, Sep 11, 2010
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