Sugar Nikolai Valuev Tribute

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  1. Keueng

    Keueng Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Moooooooooooore :lol:
     
  2. SomeGuy101

    SomeGuy101 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :good


    If something is about to be destroyed or annihilated; they are at the brink of Sugar Nikolai Valuev.

    God didn't rest on the seventh day, Sugar Nikolai Valuev told him to stop working

    Sugar Nikolai Valuev is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right fists.

    Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Sugar Nikolai Valuev directly in the eyes...

    Sugar Nikolai Valuev ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

    Sugar Nikolai Valuev once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

    Sugar Nikolai Valuev does not own a mirror in his house.......Because not even Sugar Nikolai Valuev can look himself in the eyes

    Sugar Nikolai Valuev doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Sugar Nikolai Valuev is on.

    He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Sugar Nikolai Valuev … dies.

    There is no chin behind Sugar Nikolai Valuev’ beard. There is only another fist.

    Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Sugar Nikolai Valuev. Not to be outdone, Sugar Nikolai Valuev invented the car accident.

    Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Sugar Nikolai Valuev's kindergarten class.

    Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Sugar Nikolai Valuev does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

    Sugar Nikolai Valuev once had an older brother who tried to play the, “Why are you hitting yourself?” game. This is why he is referred to in the past tense.

    Sugar Nikolai Valuev' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

    Fallout shelters were once the best way to block nuclear radiation. Then Sugar Nikolai Valuev was born.

    When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Sugar Nikolai Valuev for help.

    Sugar Nikolai Valuev doesn't eat honey, he chews bees!

    Sugar Nikolai Valuev doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.

    Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Sugar Nikolai Valuev's warm-up exercises.

    They were going to put Sugar Nikolai Valuev' face on Mount Rushmore but the rock wasn't hard enough.

    Neo was the sixth anomaly in The Matrix. The previous five were all named Sugar Nikolai Valuev.

    There is no such thing as global warming. Sugar Nikolai Valuev was cold, so he turned the sun up.
     
  3. Kalasinn

    Kalasinn ♧ OG Kally ♤ Full Member

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    Beautiful does not suffice to describe that tribute, it brought tears of joy to my eyes.
    SNV can only lose by way of blatant robbery (Chagaev & Haye), he's an invincible giant.

    Imagine SNV vs Ali peak-for-peak, during the fight Nikolay would mockingly say:
    "I'm dancin' & dancin' & dancin' & Ali can't touch me!" :bbb
     
  4. VX.Nefarious

    VX.Nefarious Boxing Junkie Full Member

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  5. tommygun711

    tommygun711 The Future Full Member

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    :30, he's so tall he just climbs over the ropes :lol::lol:
     
  6. p.Townend

    p.Townend Boxing Addict Full Member

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    He will be champ again before long,terrible!
     
  7. Jazzo

    Jazzo Non-Facebook Fag Full Member

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    Valuev is a ****ing pimp.
     
  8. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    I've spent the last few months petitioning Merriam Webster about this word but those frickers will not acknowledge me. :twisted: I said "You need this word to describe SNV." But I never hear anything back!
     
  9. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    I want to congratulate you on a world class bump, Jazzo. WORLD CLASS-NAY-GALAXY CL-NO-UNIVERSE CLASS bump. I watch this video before and during workouts and other activities to pump myself up.
     
  10. Davo

    Davo Boxing Addict Full Member

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    If you mean Super in the Superman/Superhero sense of the word then you are 100% correct.
     
  11. Davo

    Davo Boxing Addict Full Member

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    That's because Merriam Webster is an American organisation who are trying to keep the GOAT down. SNV is living proof that Russia could have won the cold war at any moment if they hadn't lost interest in the 80's. America just can't handle that.
     
  12. Caliboxing

    Caliboxing Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Valuev holds the distinction of being the only boxer who has fought at the following venues:

    Trump Taj Mahal, Atlantic City
    Circus, Moscow, Russia
    Circus, Saint Petersburg, Russia
    Belarusian State Circus, Minsk, Belarus

    He started by boxing bears and bearded ladies, and then progressed to being the undisputed clown champion.
     
  13. LukeO

    LukeO Erik Morales is God Full Member

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    What?
     
  14. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    It's a long story. Russian circus mafia...it's very complicated.
     
  15. buster007

    buster007 FAB 4 R A GAY PORN CLUB Full Member

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    it would have been funny to watch him fight butterbean.

    u would want a specially enforced ring to hold the two of them.