Who wins the battle of arguably the two best versions of George Foreman!? Please explain your reasoning the best you can, taking into account the strengths and weaknesses of both combatants. 12 rounds. Combatant I: Prime George Foreman wearing a Blindfold being given instructions by Noni ringside through bluetooth. This content is protected Note: Winona has a very good eye, sporting some of the most impressive vision in the fight game. Her strategic knowledge is second to none. The Bluetooth sets being used are a quality brand, made of solid titanium. Sometimes Noni can become easily distracted if she spots something she likes among the crowd. Combatant 2: Old George Foreman in Drag wearing a cape This content is protected Note: Foreman's unconditioned hair is both thick and dry, and therefore is known to cut the opponent in the clinch. In the event she is taking a terrible beating, Foreman's corner men may feel compelled to step in and help, which is an automatic DQ. Who wins this battle of the titans? Vote now.
Are you kidding? Foreman in drag with a cape was a sweet, sweet scientist. Powerful, but not relying on that power. He was a cutesy boxer who liked to jab, jab, double the jab, step back, pucker his lips and jab again!
True, but I think Prime Foreman would have had no problems with Jimmy Young if they fought prior to Zaire. He lost his confidence. Plus, Noni has a better eye and Boxing brain than George did, and she'd be able to give him the appropriate advice. Slip the jab, counter right hand. It's a close one.
Yawn. Maybe next week, I'm on my holiday. Care to weigh in? I've been impressed with your Boxing knowledge in the past. What do you see being the deciding factor? Noni's inconsistency or Foreman in Drag's inability to take a punch? She don't like to get hit.
A posing adult actress. Clearly a no decision fight. The ref would be afraid to raise the hand of either fighter in fear of the other one.
Cue George Foreman voice: In my mind, "Old Foreman with Parrot" is the greatest fighter that ever fought. This content is protected Between the rounds, this unbeatable version of Old Foreman is served delicious hot tacos, which provide him more stamina than Marciano himself. Then during the fight, the wise-cracking parrot repeats advice from Angelo on how to land that "one big punch" to close the show, & there is no escaping that "one big punch", all will fall. :deal
More likely some skanky German knockoff there of. ...How come my spell-checker is putting a red underline on skanky? Skanky's a ****ing word. Stupid spell-checker.
You know when I looked at it before it looked like something photo-shopped. I can't explain it. I guess it's just the angle.
Thanks. I was thinking this fight could act as a final eliminator, with the winner going on to fight Old Foreman with a parrot on his shoulder with Angelo serving taco's in-between rounds. That would certainly be the acid test. How do you see this one turning out though? Maybe it would depend on who was sitting ringside, if they had zipped pockets or not? As I say, her attention span is questionable, but equally so is Foreman in Drag's heart. She has been known to fold under heavy artillery.