Chin A (Haye), traveling 70 miles per hour (mph), leaves London heading toward Bolton, 173 miles away. At the same time Chin B (Khan), traveling 60 mph, leaves Bolton heading toward London. When do the two chin's meet? And what happens?
Answer: They fail to meet. The Math: Khan's chin doesn't even take off because is made of the same weak glass we see in everyday office fire alarm systems ergo once it reaches 20MPH on the runaway is shatters instantly under the weak ass atmospheric pressure created by the acceleration. Haye's chin in contrast just manages to make flight but immediately after take off Haye realizes he cannot achieve the lofty distances he's attempting at which point he opens up his immense vagina flaps causing his chin to stall and fall to earth. Haye's chin at this points hits a 90 year old wheelchair bound man in a retirement home killing him instantly. Haye proclaims this a great victory claiming nobody else was available who was willing to face him so layers himself in baby oil and makes a you tube video. At the same time sales of hand lubricants in the UK to reach an all time high.
Agreed. Haye's chin has been proven far more having the threshold to take shots. Both are wuzzes though.