If you were offered 1 mil to get in the ring with Floyd, how would u fight him?

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  1. Remove the bicycle seat from Floyd's My Little Pony tricyle and then proceed to bludgeon him to death.

    :deal
     
  2. MrWonderful

    MrWonderful Boxing Addict Full Member

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    "Have you ever seen the Jackass, where Jonny Knoxville fights the women? She's about 5'1 and 100 pounds. He's 6'2 and probably closer to 200. He lasts about 15 seconds."

    Knoxville fights a regional kickboxer in Thailand for a joke. In a real fight. Lasts 15 seconds. The speed and power of the blows he takes destroy him.

    This is a 5 foot tall, female, probably 100 pounds lighter than him
     
  3. AlbertaFightFan

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    I'm old, fat, and slow.

    My only chance would be to lure him in with a fake glove tap at the start of the 1st round and then unleash a right-hand bomb.

    If I'm really lucky, it lands. If I'm not lucky, I miss and get KTFOd by a nasty counter left hook.
     
  4. Scar

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    Winning or coming out alive?
     
  5. Scar

    Scar VIP Member

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    And if it lands, I assume you believe things will go in your favor? :lol:
     
  6. Starched Him

    Starched Him Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    you could be 6'4 #200 still couldnt win.
    I can tell by your attitude your no fighter
     
  7. MrWonderful

    MrWonderful Boxing Addict Full Member

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    You'd have a good chance of being killed in the ring.

    Boxers have the neck and stomach muscles to handle this sort of punishment.

    If a boxer hit you or I in the liver, you'd be in big trouble,
     
  8. MrWonderful

    MrWonderful Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Honestly, this question always amazes me. If you've been in a boxing ring, and been hit, you'd realize that regular folk wouldn't last 20 seconds in with an amateur.

    I wouldn't give anyone 30 second even against a 15 year old amateur Welterweight.

    I wouldn't give anyone who's not a pro fighter, even 20 seconds with a female professional
     
  9. doom bull

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    Wasn't it Ryan Dunn that fought the woman kick boxer. Knoxville fought Butterbean in a retail store and got a concussion.
     
  10. HENDO

    HENDO Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    You can't be serious.

    You obviously did not see a way out of his prime old as hell 50 year old Whittaker easily school 200+ lb fighters on Pros vs Joes.

    Or Gatti almost knockin a dude out.

    You would be way out your element and you would probably be the one in retreat.
     
  11. doom bull

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    :lol: ****in' Gatti was loading up on left hooks. I don't think he realized that he was on Pros vs. Joes.
     
  12. Actually, I'd take out a gun and blast Floyd in the face (rip his jaw open, but not kill him). Then I'd stand over him and be like, "PED. Performance Enhancing Device."

    :hey
     
  13. Slacker

    Slacker Big & Slow Full Member

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    Actually, I'm in a boxing ring all the time. Probably one of the few people on here who is.

    I did see Gatti and RJJ on pro's vs. Joes.

    Differences are:

    1. I box and have a trainer. Those tubs on that show didn't have any idea what they were doing.

    2. While FMJ is definitely a slicker boxer than me, but he doesn't have the power to drop me.

    3. I do have the power to drop his little ass.

    So, lets recap. I, or anyone on here, obviously can't beat him on points. I could possibly KO him, and since he has no power to KO me, I'd certainly give it a try for 1mil.

    Hell, I'd try it every day of the week for year!
     
  14. HitmanHatton

    HitmanHatton Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I think someone is living in cloud cuckoo land.
     
  15. TheMAN

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    I will punch his balls so hard to weaken him and then run for my life.