The Kenny Bayless Express!

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  1. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    If we don't already, we need to get it happening asap. It's like when you see a fight with an emcee other than Michael Buffer. Perhaps a Clone Michael Buffer Express is in order. Actually, they should make Michael Buffer robots. That's not impossible, in fact it could be really awesome but also terrifying. Robots today seem unnatural. Imagine that. In the future they'll blend right in.
     
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    I loled pretty loud :lol:
     
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    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    That's good. Robots work for Buffer, because you can just have a digital recording of the Declaration of Readiness to Rumble and blast it through some subwoofers in the robot's belly or something. The problem with robots instead of clones for Bayless is that robot AI is still decades (at least) from the emotional complexity needed to really channel KB levels of intensity. It's all in the eyes. Look at the humbled respect on combatants' faces when receiving their instructions. It isn't just a catchphrase. What he says...they must obey. Bayless might be the ocular intensity GOAT since Orson Welles.
     
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    I'm guessing it is. That infamous blue lighting is quite recognizable cuz of the margarito and clottey fights with pac. That and it say's Tex on the boxer's glove tape.
     
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    Ima firin Ma LAZOR!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
     
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    He's far superior to Cole!
     
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    You're comparing (one of) the best with one of the worst.
     
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    To be fair: I really like Jimmy Lennon Jr. He does a great job as well IMHO.
     
  10. Ilesey

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    Best. Ref. Ever.
     
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    Can you imagine if someone with the temperament of Bob Ross were a referee? ...It would also be sweet. Preferably Bob Ross himself.
     
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    "Does Kenny mother****ing Bayless have to slap a hoe??"
     
  13. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    I had the same look on my face when I realized we were running out of good photos of Bayless!

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    ****in Awesom pic:D just look at pac's intensity:yep

    Where did you find it mate?????
     
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