***The Larry Merchant Quotes Express***

Mike Grant is the heir apparent

 

During the Mayweather/Baldomir post fight interview, Mayweather catches a hissy fit when Merchant asks him if he (mayweather) felt the fight was entertaining since people were walking out before it was finished. Floyd then said "Well u dont know nothing about boxing. Stick to commentating"

Larry replies with: "Well that's what i'm doing Floyd, i'm commenting and asking u a question" LOL.

 

Larry Merchant;
'If this Arturo Gatti - Mickey Ward III fight ends in a draw, we'll push for a
fourth fight'

Jim Lampley;
'I don't think that would be wise Larry'

Larry Merchant;
'It would be what the public would want, and I think we should give it to them'

Jim Lampley;
'I don't think the public wants to see (2) fighters beat each other half to death, for
your enjoyment'

 

Larry Merchant;
'The boxing promoters should help train their fighters in business management, so after their career is over, they could have another career'

Mickey Duff;
'Well than Larry, they would training them to be in direct competition with them in the future. In other words, help develop competition.'

Larry Merchant;
'Well whats wrong with that.'

Mickey Duff;
'Well Larry, I don't see you going out of your way to help new boxing commentators'

Larry Merchant;
'Well ummm'

Mickey Duff;
'Ive heard by some *******, that its good for competition.'

 

Larry Merchant;
'George boxing is like '21' in Las Vegas. Sometimes you have to take a hit, to see what's
coming next'

George Foreman;
'Yeah Larry, just like sticking your head out of the window in a moving car.'

 

Larry Merchant;
'George, he earned this title shot by winning the All-Asian Pacific Championship.

George Foreman;
'I've seen better championship fights on ghetto street corners in Houston.

Larry Merchant;
'But George, that was a legitimate eliminator held in the Phillipines, and they were fighting for the Presidents Trophy'

George Foreman;
'You ever see two guys fighting for a bicycle on the corner of Washington Street and
Main Street in Houston'.

 

Foreman has Merchant's number.

 

George Foreman eats Larry's lunch every time their in the 'so-called'
booth together.

Larry Merchant;
'George, he fights like he brought his lunch box with him'

George Foreman;
'I hope he has Twinkie's in their'

 

Larry Merchant:
' George, I've never seen so much action in a small area in my life'

George Foreman;
'Larry, I guess you've never been to McDonald's on 6th Street at lunchtime'

 

Great quotes! Foreman owned Larry.

 

Larry Merchant;
'George, why isn't he going for the head, its wide open'

George Foreman;
'Maybe he doesn't want to hurt him Larry'

Larry Merchant;
'This isn't Tiddly-Winks George, he's a fighter and he's supposed to be hurting the other guy'

George Foreman;
'Maybe he's a compassionate human being Larry', did you ever take that into account'

 

Larry Merchant;
'My job here George, is to provide a commentary. I'm not here to make friends'

Georeg Foreman;
'Yes Larry, but you don't have to be mean while your doing it'

Larry Merchant;
'I provide an in-depth view George, and historical evaluation'

George Foreman;
'Larry, these guys are just fighters, not historians'

 

Larry Merchant;
' We need to a get a translator in the their, to find out just what he's saying to his cornerman'.

George Foreman;
" Larry, I've seen that look before, we don't need a translator'

Larry Merchant;
'George, we need to be accurate, just what does that look say'

George Foreman;
'Get me out of here'

 

when he talked about Zab Judah's platinum teeth and he said:

"Too bad they are enclosed in Glass" talking about his Glass Jaw :roflatsch

And my all time favorite is early in Oscar's career he was coming out to some Mariachi music and Merchant said "This ring entrance sucks" :roflatsch

 

Il Duce, are you making all those quotes up? **** is hilarious.