Berto beats Ali

When facing berto, you are facing

Sugar Ray Leonard- Speed
Julian Jackson -Power
Hagler/Vitali -Chin
Rocky Balboa's- Will and Heart
Calzaghe's - Stanima
Sweet P's - Defense
Julio Ceasar Chavez's- Toughness

And a style that is a mix between Pac, Floyd and JMM.

 

At school Berto was asked to write an essay on courage. He got an A+ for handing in a piece of paper with nothing but his name on it

 

So, that was a quote? From who, exactly? I'd assume given the content that it was simply someone trolling online.

 

Berto committed suicide and live.
Berto wakes up coffee every morning.
Bill Gates once, asked Berto to be his personal body guard for one hour, he can't afford it.
Berto is a ****ing Beast!!!

 

Berto sleeps with a pillow under his gun

 

ETs are waiting for Berto to pass so they can get this invasion thing underway.

 

They say if you look deep into Berto's eyes...you will see how the world is gonna' end.

 

Very true indeed !
I think berto will beat pacquaio...then floyd...then khan...!
After he'll move up to the middleweights and clear than division with ease!
Soon he'll find himself in the heavyweight division beating both the klitschko's!
If someone is going to do it, its gonna be berto..!
Damn that berto is one tough SOB...just so glad we have the honour of witnessing the greatest ever to lace up the gloves

 

They say Chuck Norris was scheduled to join in the Haiti Relief effort but changed his mind when he found out that berto was on the Island.

 

Laila Ali?????? He might have a chance. He has the speed.

 

Even the great Chuck Norris is afraid of the mighty Berto.

 

I'm scared just reading this. Where's SNV when you need him!

 

Hiding when we started talking about berto.

According to confidential white house sources, Obama says if they don't find Osama bin Laden by 2012, they are gonna just have berto threaten him out of hiding.

 

They say that one day Chuck Norris hyperventalated, passed out, and had blood perfusely flowing out of his nose, eyes and ears, when someone having a seperate conversation across the room mentioned berto's name. Since then Chuck's personal list of great fighters goes.
1. Andre Berto
2. Bruce Lee
so on and so on.