We haven't been properly introduced, my name is Bond...James Bond.

My demeanour and personality is so profound.

I have people trying mimic my style, its kind of cleverly done. Because it just creates a more of a mysterious aura which surrounds me. It used to really **** me off, but its cleverly done.....and it kind of makes my presence bigger than it actually is.

My critics and haters, would like to beleave that i am a alias. And sometimes they will try and annoy me by saying i am.

I have only ever, EVER made one alias.

And he was called..."Retribution"..when i was wrongly banned afew months back or it might of been last year. I decided to take further action, and came back under the name of "The Retribution".

And i confessed that it was me, and stated that i wanted my ban lifting.

And it was...

So **** you all, accept for the people i like.

 

u got your thread starting rights back yet?

 

Nahhh man, i don't need thread starting rights.

 

I've even sent myself threatening PMs on occasion offering to meet myself for a fight.

 

One minute i'm a troll, then i'm a alias, then 5 other people are copying me.

You bunch of "No Marks".

 

this just isnt fun , i dont like this do stop

 

Ah...thats why you've only mentioned it the 58 times.

 

I've changed my mind, i don't need them.

 

You massive waste of space.

Why are you so bitter, and angry all the time..?

 

This is why the british forum is actually leagues ahead of the gf.

There is a fine line between a twat and a troll. Unfortunately I think onetheup is of the former variety and not the latter.

 

I don't see the point in aliases.

Wouldn't it be easier to just not troll hence not get banned?

 

That 'Andre Berto' fella. Not just a troll but a **** troll.

 

Certainly not one of Gaz's better efforts.

 

There's been the odd alias that has been really funny.

Others are just people who've been banned and want to continue posting in their off time, whilst the rest are just ****.

Rob Palmer was a huge Khan fan back in the day and went round accusing people that weren't Khan fans of being racist (even though some were Asian ) then started an alias going round calling him a Pak1 **** and that his fans were all bacon dodging wankers who picked on innocent kids at shows and stuff.

He denies it to this day but it was obvious. Same spelling mistakes, same style, same everything :rofl