The Many Wonderful Things PEDs can do

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  1. el mosquito

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    ****ers think PEDs can do miracles lol. from the discussions in ESb, i haver a list of things that Peds can do

    1. it can make a one-dimensional fighter use angles and an elite footwork with great ring generalship

    2. it can make a one-handed fighter use both hands, give him an arsenal of punches and a thundering right hook (applicable to southpaw Peds users)

    3. PEDs improve defense and can turn a forward-face-first slugger into a slick mofo

    4. Peds give you a steel-chin, the user won't even feel pain as long as he is under the drug

    5. Peds turns you glass body into steel.

    6. PEDS give you additional muscle volume with no side effects because you still maintain your old stamina (forget the fact that your weight has been the same since four years ago, don't let facts get in the way of a cool story.):hat

    7. PEDS can make you into an ATG fighter. if you're a bum, all you need is to take PEDs and watch your name soar into the pages of history:good

    8. You can use PEDs without any diminished effect even if you undergo a strict blood testing up to seven days before the fight, an unlimited urine testing up to the day of the fight and a blood and urine test five minutes after the fight, its practically ****en undetectable. :happy:happy


    9. If you think a fighter will knock you out, you can use PED use as an alibi not to fight him. PEDs benefits even none-users (Xylocaine isn't PEDs even if it gives you fists of steel lol):hey

    PEDs is great. Maybe PEDs is also the cure for AIDS and cancer, or maybe PEDS can bring peace in the middle east too. **** it, everyone should be educated about the wonders of PEDs :thumbsup:thumbsup
     
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  2. bballchump11

    bballchump11 2011 Poster of the Year Full Member

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    another damn thread about this
     
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  3. FORMIDABLE

    FORMIDABLE Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Looking at some documented cases: Vargas, in brute strength he was stronger, but he was dead tired going into the mid-late rounds against Oscar. Mosley too was amazingly strong for the DLH rematch, but he was also blood doping and that's why his stamina was still great down the stretch. Neither Vargas nor Mosley looked like improved boxers, they actually looked worse, Mosley especially.
     
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  4. yokspawn

    yokspawn Cereal Killer Full Member

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    I started losing hair when I was 12 y.o. One day, a certain stranger at the park gave me candies saying that it would cure me of my baldness and that I have nothing to worry about. I took them candies and after a few days I was able to grow enough hair to sport a mullet.

    I'm not sure if those candies were PEDS but after reading your facts, I'm inclined to believe so. Thank you stranger at the park! Thank you PEDS!


    P.S.
    I'm not sure though if this would be one of the threads this is referring to:

    http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/showthread.php?t=289559
     
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  5. enzo

    enzo Greatest Of All Time Full Member

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    a-side meth is one hella drug!
     
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  6. MrGlass

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    :rofl:rofl
     
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  7. Caliboxing

    Caliboxing Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    For a volume, stamina, and movement type a fighter. PED's would definitely help a lot on many levels.

    Won't help your skills, but sometimes boxing comes down to who can throw more punches for a longer period of time.
     
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  8. el mosquito

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    :happy:happy that stranger in the park must be Alex Ariza

    if the hair you grew had a Beiber effect, that is PEDs for sure
     
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  9. 1punch1nder

    1punch1nder **Bam Bam** Full Member

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    and don't forget, it will only work with Manny Pacquiao. All the other fighters can try but they'll not enjoy the benefits because if it will, we have no more fighters in the lower weights. We should already have seen Vic Darchinyan mop Wlad's face on the canass.
     
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  10. MAIN

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    so which is it, PED'S or fixed fights?..........boxing is a pretty crappy sport if they need to give their superstar PED's for a fixed fight and have a bunch of dumb fans buy into it then talk about it in forums and think they are all know it alls
     
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  11. Reppin501

    Reppin501 The People's Champ Full Member

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    GREAT ARTICLE...would read again
     
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  12. punisher

    punisher Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    :deal
     
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  13. 1punch1nder

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    Ariza and Roach feed Manny with PED's and Arum fix the fight.
     
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  14. el mosquito

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    I'm not the original author, i just compiled it from a group of fans from ESB :thumbsup
     
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  15. MAIN

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    yet this makes u enjoy boxing?
     
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