Felix Sturm vs. Ronald Hearns RBR

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  1. pahapoisu

    pahapoisu Superman! Full Member

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    Im sorry but the shole Dick thing is funny as hell.
    Dick is erect, but getting flogged.
     
  2. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    Round 3

    Keta explodes with a steady 1-2 rhythm, backing Dick up. Dick takes a chance exploiting a lull and charging forward with his own straight combo, which Keta ducks. Keta is crouching underneath all of Dick's flaccid arm punches and banging the body. Dick is bloody. Dick comes forward clapping down with jabs at the moving target but Keta just bobs on the inside and beats Dick off with hooks and uppercuts to the shaft and the Dick head.

    30-26 Keta
     
  3. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    Dick is a bloody mess.

    What a horrible sentence to type.
     
  4. iamtheman

    iamtheman Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I thought I was reading a violent porno for a sec.
     
  5. Boxed Ears

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    Lounge.
     
  6. IntentionalButt

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    Round 4

    Dick is really caught in a zipper now, as Keta whacks either side of his face with hard hooks and looping rights. Keta is pushing off in irregular lines backward at angles as Dick explodes on him, spewing jabs and uneven rights. Keta keeps slipping Dick and banging him hard.

    Seriously, Viktor's face is completely mangled.

    40-35 Mike Keta
     
  7. MAG1965

    MAG1965 Loyal Member banned

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    Why didn't Emanual Steward train Ronald. Had he , Ronald would have been better and fought better guys moving up so that when he did fight for the title he would be the favorite.
     
  8. Robney

    Robney ᴻᴼ ᴸᴼᴻᴳᴲᴿ ᴲ۷ᴵᴸ

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    Ein wonderschone gutenabend!

    Sat1 coverage has started!
    edit: Not sure what happened with the RBR here, but we may have to put a 18+ label on it.
     
  9. J Griz 757

    J Griz 757 Arturo "Thunder" Gatti Full Member

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    For those that care, so far so good for Fury in his fight.
     
  10. IntentionalButt

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    Round 5

    Dick throws some wild uppercuts. Keta is still blocking 99% of his shots with his tight guard, constant head movement, busy orbital footwork, and low center of gravity. Keta is just pumping Dick with his 1-2 and the referee clasps his arms around Dick.

    Keta has finished Dick off.
     
  11. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    Hey, Mounir "Billy Goat" Toumi is in Dick's corner!

    He gently massages the bruised and bloody Dick with a sponge.
     
  12. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    Finally, a boxer I've heard of.

    Manuel Charr vs. Jonathan Pasi, heavyweights.

    Intense staredown!!!
     
  13. pahapoisu

    pahapoisu Superman! Full Member

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    :lol::lol::lol:
    :patsch
     
  14. IntentionalButt

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    Round 1

    Charr, who is much bigger (looks like at least five inches and maybe 20-30 lbs) presses him back behind a guard, staying tall. Pasi skirts along the ropes and pot shots with jabs. Charr just walks him down from corner to corner. Charr throws a short flurry as Pasi scampers past, hugging the ropes. Lunging three punch combo from Pasi. Charr keeps chasing but gets only a single jab or harpoon right off at a time.

    It very much resembles Vitali Klitschko vs. Kevin Johnson

    Jeeves says Pasi used to be a Cruiserweight, which explains the size difference (Charr is a good-sized HW).
     
  15. J Griz 757

    J Griz 757 Arturo "Thunder" Gatti Full Member

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    And one last off the topic update for anyone that wanted to know, Tyson Fury got the ko, in dominating fashion as expected.