Sergio Martinez - Hell Yes.

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  1. Leon

    Leon The Artful Dodger Full Member

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    Sexy Sergio has modeled for Adidas in the past
     
  2. DDDUUDDDEE

    DDDUUDDDEE Undisputed Ambien (taker) Full Member

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    Think we're gonna need some pics.
     
  3. Maxmomer

    Maxmomer Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Why is that not his boxing moniker?
     
  4. DDDUUDDDEE

    DDDUUDDDEE Undisputed Ambien (taker) Full Member

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    His smile makes me feel like I'm being touched by a thousand angels.
     
  5. Maxmomer

    Maxmomer Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Only a thousand?
     
  6. DDDUUDDDEE

    DDDUUDDDEE Undisputed Ambien (taker) Full Member

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    No wait!... I meant 20 thousand!
     
  7. Maxmomer

    Maxmomer Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I feel like it's getting hit in the face by the Hammer of Thor, in the sexiest way possible.
     
  8. DDDUUDDDEE

    DDDUUDDDEE Undisputed Ambien (taker) Full Member

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    I feel like Zeus's lightning bolt has hit the tip of my *****.
     
  9. Maxmomer

    Maxmomer Boxing Addict Full Member

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    It's like a Siren's song just for my dong.
     
  10. DDDUUDDDEE

    DDDUUDDDEE Undisputed Ambien (taker) Full Member

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    Like a magic trick for my dick.
     
  11. christo

    christo Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    That's really the only thing that separates him from joe calzaghe.
    I swear, there fighting styles are almost identical. The posing, the
    frenetic movement, the shrugs and odd punches from every angle.
    Sergio martinez is joe calzaghe with power.
     
  12. Maxmomer

    Maxmomer Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I don't agree. Similarities, sure, but not "identical" styles. Calzaghe had a higher work-rate, and he fought much more on the inside. Calzaghe was an unconventional swarmer who could box and brawl. Martinez is an unconventional boxer/puncher who can brawl when called for. They do have a lot in common, though. Good feet, fast hand, awkward style, head-movement and elusiveness, low hands, showboating.
     
  13. christo

    christo Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    That.............sounds 'almost identical' which is what i said. Thanks
    for clarifying that, just as i thank you for almost reading my entire
    post.
     
  14. DDDUUDDDEE

    DDDUUDDDEE Undisputed Ambien (taker) Full Member

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    Jesus Christ you guys, let's stop arguing semantics and start discussing Martinez's picture perfect smile.
     
  15. happydrinks

    happydrinks directfraction.storenvy.com Full Member

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    He makes me wish I had a daughter so he could marry her