David Hayes entrance against Wlad

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  1. Earl-hickey

    Earl-hickey Boxing Junkie banned

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    The Klitschkos always have ridiculous entrances, If Haye just strolls out to aint no stopping us now, he will look silly, here is what i propose instead.

    After Buffer introduces Haye, the arena goes dark, Then an air raid siren goes off, You see Lancasters on the big screen bombing german targets, as each bomb goes off they show a Haye punch landing, this goes on for about 30 seconds.

    Then suddenly the camera pans out and shows a spitfire coming down from the ceiling, with Haye in the cockpit, he keeps firing the guns and massive fireworks go off around the arena.

    Then suddenly a curtain comes down and a giant statue of wlad is revealed, and Haye fires a salvo, decapitating the statue.

    Where the statue once stood, a massive union jack comes down from the ceiling, 100 foot high and 300 foot wide.

    Then Haye lands the plane, and a schoolboy choir of 1000 african children comes out, lead by Kanye west or whatever black singer is most popular now, and they belt out AINT NO STOPPING US NOW, as Fireworks blast all over the arena, and flames come out of the floor, and confetti comes piling down from the ceiling.
     
  2. Big Dunk

    Big Dunk Rob Palmer Full Member

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    I am pretty sure Haye won't want to a) offend 75% of the arena and 15million viewers at home.

    Let the Klitsckos have there silly entrances. Let Haye come to the ring smiling as always and use the 10 minutes Klitscko entrance to get focused and keep warmed up. KO Wlad and nobody will give a **** about an entrance.

    If he is gonna do something spectacular....MAGIC CARPET!!!
     
  3. avidlemon

    avidlemon Boxing Addict banned

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    That is ****ing class!
    Who gives a **** about offending anyway?
    Naz offended me on almost every post fight interview he did.
    Get in on at wembley stadium!!
     
  4. Earl-hickey

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    James Toney would have done it :bart
     
  5. Strongback

    Strongback Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Don't be giving Booth ideas.....you saw what he came up with for a T-Shirt.

    I don't think Haye will be wasting a penny of his cut on a big entrance. It's going to be the last big payday of his career so why would he waste money he didn't have to.
     
  6. ScubaSteve

    ScubaSteve Dwylo o Garreg Full Member

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    :lol: Amazing.
     
  7. jonny v

    jonny v Well-Known Member Full Member

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    the curtain goes up and instead of haye stands an in shape lennox lewis fired up and ready to go.wlad regrets not reading the small print and swiftly swaps places with vit....then WAR!!!!!!
     
  8. ITSMACHOTIME

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    I like this better than Apollo creads entrance in Rocky.. We need to get messege to Hayes camp some how ASAP!!
     
  9. wrimc

    wrimc Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    The moat inappropriate entrance imaginable but i like the vision you have put into it
     
  10. wrimc

    wrimc Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    :deal
     
  11. LocoRoco

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    i propose coming out to 99 red baloons, the german version
     
  12. Evil Rick

    Evil Rick Active Member Full Member

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    I propose coming out to 99 German bombers and waiting till it gets to 1 before actually stepping out the curtain.
     
  13. rocky1

    rocky1 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    All this but when the plane lands he should then be carried to the ring on a throne by Corrie Sanders, Lamon Brewster and Ross Purrity if he came out second imagine what that would do to wlad mentally. :thumbsup
     
  14. Jack Dempsey

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    Haye should come in with the disinterred corpse of Bob Fitzsimmons on his back, a'la Hellboy

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  15. HMSTempleGarden

    HMSTempleGarden Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    he didn't bother against Valuev and I doubt he'll bother this time around.

    he'll be decked out in the Union Flag colours which will be enough for me!