Derek Chisora has being searching his phone book to find the the page that contains Tyson Fury's number (translators note: Why Chisora's London phonebook should have the Mancunian Fury's number is beyond me). The page in question has being carefully extracted so in the likely event that Fat Mick claims Del Boy is avoiding a physical contest with Tyson Fury under the Marquess of Queensbury Rules, Team Del Boy can respond "Alas no, for his contact details are not in the phone book. What fault is it of ours that Tyson is unreachable through the medium of the telephone?"