***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

Antsu...you just pushed us to the 100th page! :shock::shock::shock: :happy:happy:happy

I'm sorry I missed your thread on that, IB. I was actually on the committee that put the whole thing together. One of the charities that received a percentage was for senile midgets that competed in the midget bowling nationals (SNV won the 1999 gold medal, as my signature says). The charity is strictly for the midgets from before helmets were officially mandatory...obviously. It's perfectly safe now. It has been since the 1987 Little Man's March Riots.

 

:happy:happy SUGAR NIKO EXPRESS is going strong :happy:happy

 

You guys hear Nikolai was in a 20 car pile up in Russia?

Reports say he got some dust in his eyes.

Hope he's OK.

 

:rofl It's Niko! He's grrrreat! :bbb:bbb:bbb The cars are probably all scrap metal now though.

 

Last I heard May was the target.

 

Sugar's music is so god damned great I dont even care if he gets in a ring this year, but hopefully he does. I think one of his finest achievments thus far in the ring has been his 12th round "Playing Drunk" against Haye.

What a grade A actor he is, while performing boxing, and being a legend all at once. Amazing this guy.

 

Mid 2011: Haye brutally KO's Waldo early. :happy

Late 2011: VK brutally KO's Haye in the mid-rounds of a great war. :!:

Mid 2012: SNV returns from his "bear-wrestling mountain-holiday" to obliterate VK, knocking him onto the canvas spasming like an infantile ****** in 90 seconds. :happy

 

:deal
My thoughts exactly ! :hey

 

From RussianNews, dig the translation:


"Russian heavyweight boxer Nikolai Valuev became world champion in super heavyweight category in WBA version.

Valuev has defeated American John Ruis in 12-th round on arena named after Max Shmeling in Berlin.

One out of 3 referees put equal marks to both sportsmen - 114:114, while the rest gave victory to Valuev with score 116:113 and 116:114.

Nikolaev Valuev became first Russian boxer for 120-year history of professional boxing, who manage to win champion title in most prestige weight category - among super heavyweights.

But as Nikolai Vauev won the champion belt in fair duel, he almost lost trophy.

After the end of battle and announcement of results, Norman Stone, manager of Ruis, snatched champion belt from arms of Russian boxer and started to run with it over boxing ring. Only by mutual efforts of 5 guards Norman was forced to return the trophy to Nikolai Valuev."

 

I REMEMBER THIS! :twisted: Stone has amazing physical strength for his size. Tell us of Valuevian brother Jpab's news, Bunny. Please. This needs the attention of all the brothers.

 

:happy:admin:happy Link please!

 

Valuevians, hear me!

Young brother jpab (number one contender for the prestigious EBU strap) has provided us with a direct (email) hotline to SNV.

I will shortly be making a new thread in the Lounge, where we will begin drafting a respectful fan letter to Nikolay. Anyone with a question for Nikky should post in the new thread (a link will be provided in due course) where it will be vetted by Brothers Boggle, Boxed Ears, & myself... Sensible questions only. IRONY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED -- we 3 Bs are not as forgiving as SNV.

 

I have a question for SNV.

"What was your first thought when they handed Haye the decision in your last bout?"

 

Excellent, sensible question. Totally appropriate for our letter. We should probably use "gifted Haye the decision" as this is a better reflection of what truly occurred...

 

I thought "handed" already covered that, but "gifted" is even clearer :yep