People don't give a **** about me...even less on here give a **** about Paul Smith. what is it they say in the general....FAIL!
Rob, we all care about you on here - you are the glue that holds the forum together. I am being serious.
Who wouldn't eh? Was talking to my boss the other day. He went on a stag do couple of months ago. They got the stag extremely pissed, took him back to the hotel. Took his boxers off, got a condom out, spat in it, and stuck it up his arse, hanging out a little bit, and poured salt on his arsehole. They next morning he came down to breakfast saying his arse was a bit sore not knowing how he'd got back to his room. His mate said to him they lost him, but the last time he was seen was talking to another man. It gets to his wedding day, and the groom confesses to his mate what happened on his stag do, and says he is considering telling his wife and calling off the wedding. Only then did he tell his mate what had happened. The **** wasn't going to say a word! Before you all say it, it wasn't me, I had my stag do in Blackpool where I was force fed viagara and made to wear cow girl boots and flashing star shaped glasses amongst other things. Pretty sick thing to do though eh?
Wen't on a stag do to Riga in Latvia last year. Didn't no the groom to well but a space came up flght and hotel paid for though why not. Anyone thats been to Riga will know about the statue in the centre. they tell you "you can do anything you want in Riga but don't **** with our statue" So we get the groom pissed and tie him to the statue in a Lepracaun outfit. We go for a few beers and come back an hour later. As we get closer he is crying his eyes out. we untie him and he is going nuts and runs off back to the hotel. get in a cab to the airport and gets the next flight home doesn't tell anyone why. gets home, breaks of the wedding, quits his job goes AWOL. 6 months later see a mate who was on the stag, tells me that when he was tied to the statue a tramp came over and arse raped him......****ING BRUTAL!!!