Haye vs. Klitschko - who will win the Event?

ohh no, you called me a girl. I am so insulted.

 

Haye has already won the event by exposing Klitschkos and their slave contracts to the public.

 

Emotional response? Who told you I got even a bit emotional? Men can be emotional too and they don't necessarily have to be gay or girly. It is just culturally unacceptable in most of western world for a men to express his feelings.
I know its a joke thread, that's why I did not try to post a serious argument here.
My name is not after Wlad its after myself because my name is Wlad.
Avatar pic is just funny and I like having funny avatars.

 

who ever becomes overweight before the fight and collapses after getting hit by a glancing blow wins automatically.

 

Is it possible to win the fight and win the event? Or must you necessarily lose the fight to win the event? I think it is the latter in which case Wlad cannot win the event by default

 

Brits have mastered winning events, so I'll go with Haye UD EVT here.

Reid EVT12 Ottke
Hide EVT2 Klitschko
Hatton EVT10 Mayweather

Haye won't disappoint :deal

 

You can indeed win both the fight and the event :good

How to win an event

1) A fighter can win both the fight and the event

2) A fighter does not have to be an underdog to win the event but it does help

3) Losing a decision after clearly winning the fight is also a big help (See Ottke vs Reid.) Also known as ‘Being Ottke’d’

4) Germans cannot win the event. This is due to the time when Robin Reid took their collective soul

5) Losing via injury. If the crowd boo the person declared as the winner of the fight, then his injured opponent shall be declared the event winner

6) Provide a spectacle, entertain the crowd & give the fight its memorable moment. Possibly the most creative way to win an event, chicken-dancing, outrageous DQs & bizarre behaviour have all been seen in recent years. Doing something unexpected & outrageous can win almost any event & quickly. (See Judah EVT2 Tzysu and Clottey EVT12 Pacquiao)

7) Have a great background story before the fight. If you are suffering from a debilitating blood disorder, trying to save a playground or coming back from retirement then you have a great chance of getting a EVT on your record.

Take a brutal, sustained beating or even an early KO. Sacrificing the fight win for the event win is a brave route to take. Being hospitalised, recieving oxygen or being carried out on a stretcher gives added kudos to this method, its the warriors choice. Going out on your shield has given us many highlight reel event wins down the years.

9) Fight a German, preferably in Germany. An event with 2 Germans is recorded as no contest due to the Robin Reid Rule (RRR for short)

10) Not all fights will have an event outcome. This will be decided by the Main Event Mafia.

11) The Main Event Mafia reserves the right to review a fight and overturn an event decision based on new evidence

Extra event points are awarded for many differing reasons, most notably being a white male with dreadlocks and then getting a haircut in the middle of the fight. Also known as the Malignaggi Mafia Rule (MMR)

Please note that this guide is not final and is currently being strongly debated by The Main Event Mafia

 

WARNING! Brit-**** sounding board thread...

 

Given the location, Haye will win both the fight and the event.

Haye KO2 over WALDO, then the crowd will boo WALDO as he is escorted from the ring claiming that he was poisoned.

VITLAY will also try to start a fight with Haye after the match, fuelling the boo's even more with the neutral Kraut crowd.

Haye will walk away a winner in every way, shape or form.

 

Wlad will win:
The Event
The fight
AND the WBA belt

 

:smoke:hi:

 

We'll see Chef.....whatever happens will you shake hands after the EVENT?

My above post is how I see it, Haye beats WALDO up, VITLAY does his usual classless **** act afterwards and we have world war 3 for VITLAYS final fight after WALDO has been cashed out.

Please stop me if you think I'm wrong :smoke

 

No.

I'm afraid that's not the case.


i believe I was the first on ESB to codify matters concerning the event.

And I clearly stated that Fight winners could not be EVT winners in the same fight.

To answer objections, I offered a mathematical proof of this fact in a paper published in Mathematical Proceedings of the Cambridge Philosophical Society ( Vol 12.01-08, No.7)

While some controversy remains on this point, the clear consensus among academics is that this paper, known as CJT (Cuchulain's Conjecture Triumphant), cited above, puts the question to bed.





Note:

An ancient Sanskrit fragment that bedevilled scholars for decades has recently yielded up its enigmatic prophesy.

Apparently, there will be ONE bout at some point where the fight winner will also be the EVT winner.

One year and one day later, it predicts, all of boxing's governing bodies will be absorbed into MMA and the sweet science will be no more !