As the saying in trainspotting goes(scotlands shite,the lowest of the low communised by a shower of english baastards)thats why im votin snp from now on ya bunch of bawbags!
Maybe the SNP should put pictures of Terry O'Connor's Mug on their election posters! I can see them now
Irvine Welsh is quality & I'll nae see him misquoted here the noo. It is colonised by the English, it isnae communised.
Thanks man, it was hard tying to find one without Earnie in it as I'm on my phone but I feel it does its job :good
I've been to Scotland once. I remember it much as one recalls a dream... or a nightmare. I was on a budget flight to Norway, when a storm hit and forced us to ditch in Glasgow Prestwick. I was stranded, and it's so hilly up there you can't get any signal on your car phone. It looked bad... it looked like I was going to have to spend the night in Glasgow. The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option, it was that or one of their B&Bs. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat... and it weren't pretty. I had seen them huddling in stations before being loud, but this time, I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me... fish-white flesh puckered by the highland breeze, tight eyes peering out for fresh meat. Screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take them halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass. A round of applause. A sixteen year old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer; bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain't never going back. Not never.