FNF: Carlos Molina vs. Allen Conyers RBR (live streaming on ESPN3.com @ 8pm EST)

Round 2

Hernandez is getting caught hanging in too close and letting Frank flap his cottage cheese logs at him. Hernandez finally learns his lesson and circles on the outside, jabbing long. He still gets lazy and lets Frank up close, where Frank digs his meathooks to the body (not lean meat, either) while Hernandez tries to pin his fat head between his wrists. Hernandez circles out wide to run until the bell after the ten second clap.

 

Round 3

Frank comes forward and catapults his suety limbs at Hernandez in short arcs fixed up on his face. Hernandez keeps his guard tight for the most part, and slaps Frank when he's got a clear look with long shots completely devoid of any leverage. Hernandez literally just leaning in above the waist to deliver his 1-2, not using his legs to generate any power. All arm punches. Frank is grabbing him leaning in and holding him until the ref breaks them. Frank now pushes him down into blowjob position and spanks him under the ribs. Frank throws some angry middle aged woman punches up at Hernandez's face - and, startingly, lands a couple. Lots of clinching and slow-dancing around.

This is disgusting on so many levels.

 

Round 4

Even Atlas and Tessitore are making fun of this, expressing gratitude for it only being scheduled for 4 to accommodate the TV slot.

They exchange some sloppy wide punches at long to mid-range until Hernandez lands a somewhat straight right hand that hurts Frank. This causes the corpulent Canadian to truffle-shuffle in and clinch. Hernandez throws a right and Frank puts his swollen tentacles out to push into his face and make him spend energy pushing back to keep the little fatty off rather than keep punching. They grind together very roughly, and Frank is cut by a clash of heads that's as much his fault as Hernandez's. They hug away, with Hernandez jerking free and landing a few slaps. Frank tries for a body shot and clips the top of Hernandez's cup area just before the bell, unseen by the ref.

 

Why did I watch that? :-(

It's usually my policy to be thorough with coverage for any cards that get the RBR treatment, but damn...that was painful.

There's an important game on, too!

 

Yeah, I'm hoping he "accidentally" bumps into him while walking by and spills his cocktail all over Nonito's expensive camera. :thedevil1

 

Ocasio & Giampa 39-37
Dick Houk 40-36

all for the Guantanamo Giant.