MARK MY WORDS: There's no way Haye is turning up on fight night!

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  1. shaunster101

    shaunster101 Yido Full Member

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    Just seen the press conference - wow.

    Before I saw this I was confident that Haye would at least turn up and give it a go against Wlad, even if he would ultimately end up with a loss. But not now. No way.

    Just look at his body language - he doesn't even want to be at a press conference with Wlad, let alone in a ****ing boxing ring! The man is losing the plot, he's clearly unravelling before our eyes. The thought of being in the ring with 250lbs of unknockoutable, natural born killing machine is starting to dawn on him.

    Haye's whole career has been carefully orchestrated to get him to this point, and he's finally realised he's not up to it. The suspiscious cruiserweight title wins, the fixed fights against Valuev and Harrison - finally the make believe has stopped and Haye the media creation is left without a script or co-star - now he's heading to reality tv where anything can happen.

    I'm sorry, but this fight aint happening. There's going to be 57k screaming fans in Hamburg, the lights will dim and Haye's entrance music will start to echo around the the arena . . . . but Haye will be nowhere to be seen.

    When word of Haye's no-show finally reaches Wlad, who is stood in his dressing room in full boxing attire, oiled up to the max and ready to destroy, that's when the true impact of the night's events will hit him - Haye EVT Wlad via brutal no show. How humiliating
     
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  2. HENDO

    HENDO Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    He probably has bitches to ****. He ain't got time to be with a dude that gets butt****ed by his brother.
     
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  3. cesare-borgia

    cesare-borgia Übermensch in fieri Full Member

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    I wouldnt call wlad unkncokoutable, I also think haye is scared, it will show in his gameplan during the fight I guess.
     
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  4. Rudolph

    Rudolph Boxing Addict Full Member

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    from being overly defensive you turn to plain trolling
     
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  5. DOM5153

    DOM5153 They Cannot Run Forever Full Member

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    Get a grip of course fighters get nervous, Haye is no different. Froch for example looked as if he was shitting bricks before fighting Pascal and we know how that turned out.
     
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  6. ImElvis666

    ImElvis666 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    [ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire[/ame]
     
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  7. BarraBod

    BarraBod Member Full Member

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    I'm still going to put £200 on a Haye UD.
    I think he will 'run' for most of the fight and pick his shots, in turn, winning the fight!
     
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  8. shaunster101

    shaunster101 Yido Full Member

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    Excuse me? You're accusing me and the creators of 80% of the threads on the first page of the General Forum of trolling?
     
    shaunster101, May 10, 2011
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  9. compukiller

    compukiller Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I hope you're wrong, but I fear you are right.
     
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  10. mick558

    mick558 Guest

    I was waiting for a punchline at the end and you didn't dissapoint.
     
    mick558, May 10, 2011
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  11. Guybino

    Guybino Boxing Addict Full Member

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    IF YOU ACTUALLY THINK A PROFESSIONAL BOXER IS SCARED THEN YOU ARE A ******.



    its called nerves.
     
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  12. shaunster101

    shaunster101 Yido Full Member

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    How to spot people who only really the titles of a thread:

     
    shaunster101, May 10, 2011
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  13. Rudolph

    Rudolph Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Absolutely. One would expect better from you.
    Why can't you just ignore the bucketheads that deal in extreme absolutes?
    You let your frustration show by creating a thread that copies their antics.
     
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  14. abujafar

    abujafar Active Member Full Member

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    For some reason, even before the press conference, I just can't see Haye showing up on fight night.

    He did it once, so I am sure he can find another excuse for ducking.
     
    abujafar, May 10, 2011
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  15. withoutwire

    withoutwire Well-Known Member Full Member

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    LOL at all the people here talking shaunster seriously.

    Obvious satire thread

    Average ESB poster IQ: 70
     
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