!!! David 'THE HAYEMAKER' Haye Express !!! CONQUEROR OF CW & SAVIOUR OF HW!!!

Why do I smell "Pepperoni?"

 

your boyfriend has **** himself?

 

Are you speaking from experience?

 

yes i once **** myself and it smelt like pepperoni, now as you mentioned you could smell pepperoni and would have realised if you had **** yourself, so i can only presume that it was your long term boyfriend Lance

 

How old were you when you **** yourself? :think

 

22, i scharted, it was not a pleasant experience, it smelt nice though, just like pepperoni

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schart

 

22? Ho! I see your from England! I'd say that's about right.

 

nothing wrong with scharting, its gambling on whether its a fart or not, and sometimes when the chips are in the middle you may just come unstuck

 

Well for most people to be 22 and still shitting on themselves would be unusual, but being from England, I think its normal

 

yeah you said that in your last post

sharts exist in life, its irrefutable :deal

i find it disturbing that you do not deny you have a life partner named lance though, i was only joking but obviously hit the nail on the head, what are the odds?

 

He certainly is one of the most exciting fighters around, I fully agree.

 

Got a little sting from that last post did we??

 

sharts do tend to sting, but its worth while for the aromatic pepperoni stench

 

So you injoy shitting yourself? And also like the smell of your feces?
Yea! you're from England!:good

 

Yes my biggest joy in life is soiling my pants

and its spelt enjoy and faeces, I'm guessing you're American?