I went to Asda a few days ago and I saw that she has an autobiography out. What the hell has she ever done, apart from not winning X factor and once singing the national anthem?
Every time she opens her mouth I would like to smash her face in. She's another annoying, talentless ****.
TBF, Rooney wrote one after getting sent off in the World Cup and after about 4 years or football. 'I shagged some grandmas and every Saturday I played football.' It wasn't as bad as Khan's one - I read a bit of it and it seemed to have come out in 2005, before he had turned professional. So he wrote one after not winning the Olympic games. atsch