Audley V Valuev

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  1. stuey

    stuey Never bet on England Full Member

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    Sorry if this has been done, but this could genuinely happen, how does it pan out?

    Is it the most boring fight of all time?
     
  2. Decy

    Decy Barely Coherent Full Member

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    Have you seen the size of Valuev.The ref calls the 2 of them to the centre of the ring Audley looks up and thinks **** this runs back to the dressing room and 6 months later releases a video on youtube called I Still Believe.




    Unless of course he is wearing Reyes gloves in which case Audley by KO:D
     
  3. LP_1985

    LP_1985 JMM beat Pac-Man 3 Times Full Member

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    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
  4. MrMagoo1986

    MrMagoo1986 Active Member Full Member

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    i may have to kill myself if this gets made...... or just refuse to watch it lol on a serious note sounds like a borefest ending in a valuev knockout victory against audley. I applaude audleys win last week but i cant see him being a challenger at the (dare i say it) top level at heavyweight
     
  5. TFFP

    TFFP The Eskimo

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    I don't think it would be too bad. It would be interesting to see how Audley would react to a guy that size.

    Valuev isn't too bad depending on the opponent. Against movers of course he looks turd, because he's not an explosive athlete being that size so he can't get his punches off.

    But Audley doesn't move that well compared to Haye, his defences aren't any good. I see Valuev putting the pressure on and stopping him mid rounds.
     
  6. Mandanda

    Mandanda SkillspayBills Full Member

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    It be a better fight then against Haye Imo.
     
  7. MagicMan91

    MagicMan91 The Main Event Mafia Full Member

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    When Valuev watches tapes of Audley he'll boil down to cruiserweight so he can avoid him.
     
  8. Yobbie

    Yobbie Full-Time Fighter Full Member

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    Haha!

    Seriously though, I think Audley wouldn't do too badly in this one, he's KO'd a 7 footer before so the height won't bother him too much. I'd give him a close points decision lose though.
     
  9. avidlemon

    avidlemon Boxing Addict banned

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    valuev isn't that bad that he can't beat audley. total bore fest of the card though, as audley won't throw shots as per usual, and he will be on his ****ing bike too. Hope it doesn't get made, potential ugliest fight of al time if it does
     
  10. zulander

    zulander Boxing Addict Full Member

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    i hate doing this but.....
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    very predictable fight
     
  11. bezz

    bezz Active Member Full Member

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    valuev is so slow audley could do ok here
     
  12. Mazallan

    Mazallan ESB yes man Full Member

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    Complete mis match. Audley would stop him early.
     
  13. Mr Butt

    Mr Butt Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    this fight woulsd send me to sleep
     
  14. Mazallan

    Mazallan ESB yes man Full Member

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    More than Haye vs Valuev? :-:)-(
     
  15. Unforgiven

    Unforgiven VIP Member banned Full Member

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    Audley wont ever fight again.
    After what he did against Sprott he'll be banned for being too dangerous.

    Audley "Hiroshima Holocaust" Harrison takes it to another level.
    It's not surprising he's spent his whole career trying not to hit anyone, he's just a raw-boned grade-A killer, the likes of which we haven't seen since the days of the Roman Colosseum.

    He's put up with a lot of abuse from fans who didn't understand his dilemma. Now he's just angry.

    As Bill Bixby (David Banner) once said,
    "Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."