Aussie commentators are quality!!!

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  1. ishy

    ishy Loyal Member Full Member

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    Just been watching one of Katsidis' earlier career fights and the commentator was hilarious.

    "He's got more combinations than a McDonalds menu" and best of all was

    "He's all over him like a fat kid on a cupcake!"

    :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

    Great stuff!!!
     
  2. WhataRock

    WhataRock Loyal Member Full Member

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    What fight was that ish?
     
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    Marcus Boxing Junkie banned

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    Must have been from Micheal the Voice Chevello (spelling)
     
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    That guy's hillarious.
    here's a few other lines he's done...

    "He's got more combinations than a locksmith"

    "He's dishing out more punishment than an S & M parlour"

    "This guys in trouble...he's taking more hits than a Paris Hilton website"

    :lol:
     
  5. WhataRock

    WhataRock Loyal Member Full Member

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    Schiavello is my favourite commentator.

    Most people find him annoying but he just cracks me up.

    He is the ethnic Darell Eastlake.

    "He's a stud... there are no such things as lesbians in the world, just women who haven't met Paul Slowinski yet"

    "He's proving harder to catch than Osama Bin Laden"

    "He's been mounted more times than Jenna Jameison."
     
  6. pecks

    pecks ***** Full Member

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    Fox Sports should use him to commentate during the Sharks games so it's somewhat entertaining for the tv viewers. ;)
     
  7. Marcus

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    I just thought of one he could use for Muay Thai.



    His taking more knees than Cotto!!!!
     
  8. WhataRock

    WhataRock Loyal Member Full Member

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    :lol:

    And Pecks....I agree...If he did it next year he would make all our wins that much more exciting.
     
  9. Kegsy

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    :lol:
     
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    Putting on a bet for the Cronulla-Carlton AFL-NRL double @ $145..Should be good.
     
  11. pecks

    pecks ***** Full Member

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    I see your point.

    I'd put up with the air between Oztrikers but cheeks commentating Souths games if it meant us actually winning games.
     
  12. bushboy

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    The voice is off the hook!

    Marcus did you catch the fights on fox sports the other night after calzaghe 24/7? Ghot sor noi has the whole package hey, if he had a higher workrate he could be awesome
     
  13. huricn

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    he has gone down more time then ozziebattlers girlfriend.
     
  14. Thirdgeary

    Thirdgeary Clincher Full Member

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    A few more quotes

    'Hes taken more knocks than a front door'

    'This guys so big, he beeps when he walks backwards'

    'Hes taken more jabs than a pin cushion'

    and of cousre 'The big kabosh'

    Funny stuff:yep
     
  15. Kegsy

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    :lol:

    There are tonnes more wish i could remember them all.
    Must be on record somewhere.