Beibut Shumenov. Breaking News!

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  1. Koba

    Koba Whimsical Inactivisist Full Member

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    Breaking News. Beibut Shumenov finds missing glove!

    WBA Light-Heavy champ Beibut Shumenov has found a boxing glove lost in a freak house tidying accident last year. He has had to put his career on hold while searching for the missing pair - but yesterday found one of the gloves behind the sofa.

    Sadly, he will be unable to return to the ring until he finds the other glove. So, for now, his boxing career remains in limbo. He claims to have searched his entire house over the last 11 months, and is at a complete loss.

    Hopefully the second glove will turn up within the next year or so, or else Mr Shumenov (29) of Kazakhstan may have to consider abandoning his boxing aspirations. Good luck, Beibut!

    Bull**** Boxing News 22.6.13
     
  2. des3995

    des3995 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    So, you're saying he is going to be wearing 1 glove? Like Michael Jackson?
     
  3. Good thread
     
  4. travolt

    travolt Trolling the trolls Full Member

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    I smell bull****.
    No way does Beibut misplace a glove.
     
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    dinovelvet Antifanboi Full Member

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    Winners go home anf fcuk the prom queen.
     
  6. Jordan_Davies

    Jordan_Davies Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Shumenov needs to get up off his ass and let me promote him :lol:

    Gayrat Amedov - Nice comeback fight in Vegas (WBA #1)
    Nadjib Mohameddi - Tune up (WBA #9)
    Cornelius White - Sets up bigger fights (WBO #2 / IBF #5)
    Allan Green / Gabriel Campillo 3 - Leave no doubts this time

    Nathan Cleverly / Serhiy Kovalev - WBO/WBA Unification :hey
     
  7. Koba

    Koba Whimsical Inactivisist Full Member

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    Utterly shameless bump
     
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    Super Hans The Super Oneā„¢ banned

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    Gayrat is a good fighter. Write him off at your peril
     
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    Hercegovac Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Gayrat?

    Lmao most hilarious name of all time
     
  10. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    I wonder if he'll start messing around with little boys like Jackson did.
     
  11. Koba

    Koba Whimsical Inactivisist Full Member

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    ******* NEWS UPDATE *******

    There has been a critical new development in the ongoing Beibut Shumenov lost glove saga- a BBN exclusive, first reported on the 22.6.13.

    Following advice from family and friends, Beibut (29) of Kazakhstan, the WBA Light-Heavyweight champion, has finally decided to change the focus of the search for his lost glove.

    Shumenov's career has stalled since losing his boxing gloves in July 2012, shortly after defending his title against tough challenger Enrique Ornelas.

    In an exciting turn of events, Mr Shumenov found one of the gloves one day ago, but his jubilation was short-lived when he discovered that the other one of the pair could not be located nearby.

    In his desperation to resume his career, BBN investigators have discovered that Beibut has embarked on a radical new approach. Despite the scepticism of his coach and promoters, Shumenov has instigated a thorough search of his garden, even (according to unsubstantiated rumours) employing a famed local dowser.

    Good Luck, Beibut!

    Bull**** Boxing News 23.6.13
     
  12. Koba

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    bumpity bump.
     
  13. Koba

    Koba Whimsical Inactivisist Full Member

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    Indeed. The gods of transliteration smile upon Gayrat and Gaydarbek both.:lol: