Bodybuilding Tips

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  1. LeonMcS

    LeonMcS The Mayor of Kronkton Full Member

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    Reading through an old annual of The Onion and thought I'd share this with everyone.

    * Its important to keep your routine varied, If you;ve been saying "Ooooooof" everytime you lift, try switching to "Unnnggghhh".

    * To gain respect in the gym, bludgeon with a dumbbell the first guy who offers to trade sets with you.

    * Weightlifting is not just a sport for men. It is also enjoyed by many lesbos.

    * A good rule of thumb for bodybuilding: If no sleeved garment fits you, you can stop.

    * Doctors warn of the dangers of steroid abuse, so be a ***** and let some ***** doctor tell you what to do, *****.

    * Its true, bodybuilding is a great way to meet, terrify, and repulse the opposite sex.

    * Power up with a good meal of infants before doing any substantial lifting.

    * Keep in mind that weightlifting is a physical activity. Carrying heavy emotional baggage or any other metaphorical burden will not actually improve strength.

    * Remember: Flexibility is of no importance to a bodybuilder. Why turn your head when you can rotate your entire torso to achieve the same effect.

    * Supplement your diet with vitamin B-12, magnesium, glutamine, amino acids, horse steroids, and zinc.

    * If you are a female bodybuilder, concentrate on transforming your breasts into leathery slabs of rock hard muscle. Guys love that.
     
  2. Rise Above

    Rise Above IBHOF elector Full Member

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    flamengo Coool as a Cucumber. Full Member

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    They forgot to add..

    * Working out in front of a mirror will increase bulk more rapidly.
     
  4. flamengo

    flamengo Coool as a Cucumber. Full Member

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    Great avatar Riser..
     
  5. Rise Above

    Rise Above IBHOF elector Full Member

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    :good

    Thanks mate. Thought it was a good pic as well.
     
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    * its also important to know that your intelligence grows together with your muscles. People will perceive you as a smart guy if you have big muscles.

    * if you cant tear the yellow pages in half you're just not strong enough. Back to the gym and work even harder.

    * You will gain many new friends. Most notably oil and solariums.

    * For those extra nice-guy bodybuilders, you can now help 3 grannies at the same time to carry their shopping across the road

    * Raw eggs suddenly become more tasty

    lol meh im sure there are heaps more haha
     
  8. boxoncottonon

    boxoncottonon Boxing Addict banned

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    Start from the feet and work you way up.
    Where are you geeting your parts from.
    You can get most body parts online from India and China very cheap.
     
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    boxoncottonon Boxing Addict banned

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    I get it Leon.....
    Youv'e been speaking to Mick and Eddie and you have promised to biuld a Nick Riewoldt before Friday night....
    Ha Ha.....you built a Cloke and look how that turned out!!
    Good luck...the best you could hope before Friday night might be a Rene Kink....
     
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    Are you following these tip's with your training Pete, oop's I mean Leon??