I boxed the missus tonight in the living room. Hurt her with a few to the body. Knocked her down once.. But she got up off the laminate and turned me like a pro. Put me on the floor and stopped me with her big output of punches. was a right good scrap. She wore the oven gloves just to make the bout even. Anyone else had similar experiences.??
If you was any sort of a man you would of pounded her off the end of a stiff jab. :hey So anyone else indulge in competitive domestic violence??
to be fair. I was switch hitting.. And I had her stumped for a while.. then all of a sudden she pounded forward not giving me room to land the jab.. she landed to the body constantly.. While I pissed myself laughing. Thats when I told her the fight would of been stopped.. As I hadn't threw a punch for ages. I feel so ashamed... Gonna beat the **** out of her tomorrow while she is still sleeping.
You knew about my glass jaw too eh? either that or you believed the rumour that she's a lesbian... lol