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Blofeld · Jun 3, 2023

FrankinDallas said: ↑

Yes, I'd demolish Burns. Assuming we'd be the age of 2023. I'm 72, he's 142.
Plus I'd demand that he not wear those Corbett-like thongs. Too distracting.
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I feel the thong distraction technique were how he won most of his fights! People who criticise old timer's style forget about their secret weapon!

Blofeld · Jun 3, 2023

Pugguy said: ↑

I see 4 people have voted “I win”.

I guess that might be possible if they take on Burns as a group, all at the same time. Even then, I’d make Tommy favourite, though a slightly shorter one (pun intended).

I also see a “Napoleon Bonaparte” has voted an easy win for Tommy. Nice. Particularly since Burns apparently liked to think he bore a strong resemblance to the Little Emperor.

Finally, we used to work with a guy who told obviously and not so “secret” tall tales about what he had done and what he could do - across the board and at clinical level.

We often responded with “Sure, Walter” - the reference eluded him and he didn’t like being called Walter in its own right anyway.

As to beating Burns, no way. The clever, rugged, power punching, little bruiser that he was.

However, if you had offered up that Fancy Dan, “run away from trouble”, Jim Corbett - I think I could track him down, rough him good and nail him - if he doesn’t contrive for his second to crawl into the ring first for a “get of jail” DQ.
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I was hoping those four people were joking but you never know!

FrankinDallas · Jun 3, 2023

Blofeld said: ↑

I feel the thong distraction technique were how he won most of his fights! People who criticise old timer's style forget about their secret weapon!
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James Corbett's record is littered with wins over opponents who caught TDS...thong distraction syndrome.

Blofeld · Jun 3, 2023

FrankinDallas said: ↑

James Corbett's record is littered with wins over opponents who caught TDS...thong distraction syndrome.
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he grant · Jun 3, 2023

BCS8 said: ↑

Tommy Burns whoops me because he's an actual fighter. Now if grappling and kicks in the nuts are allowed then my chances go up by at least 2%
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LOL.

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Who wins?

I win.

Burns wins.

Burns wins easily. Ridiculous question.

I've competed before, and Burns STILL wins easily. Ridiculous question.

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